#incorrectdbhquotes

[coffeeboy900]

*At a crime scene*

Nines : suicide is a horrible thing.

Gavin : True, but if you jump off a building and yell "parkour!" it's just a failed stunt.

[gayerthanthee]

Snitch

North *whispers* Hey, can I copy your homework?

Josh: *knowingly* I'm sorry, what?

North: Can I copy your--

Josh: nO YOU CAN'T COPY MY HOMEWORK--

North: wAIT NO

Josh: --nORTH

North: nONONONO

Josh: tEaChER!

@incorrect-dbh-quotes i hope it was fine :))

p.s. I added shadows to at least look better:)))

[coffeeboy900]

Nines : is that real?

Gavin : what?

Nines, *grabbing Gavin's tiddies* : IT'S REAL!!

Gavin, *picking up the phone, calling Tina* : yeah I'm being sexually assaulted by my partner.

Gavin : ...

Gavin : What do you mean "grab them back!!?"

[gayerthanthee]

Perks of being a Multilingual

Nines, in a different language: Connor

Connor, in a different language: Yes?

Nines, looking straight through Gavin's eyes: How's the morning?

Connor, looks as well: It was great. The sky is partly cloudy, but shows no signs of rainfall later on.

Nines: How was the mission with Lieutenant Anderson?

Connor: It was successful, thank you for asking.

Connor: You're fucking with him aren't you

Gavin:

Gavin, paranoid: are y'all talking shit about me or what

[gayerthanthee]

DBH but Simon's a Disnerd

Markus, reasoning: but I don't even look like him!

Simon, pleading: just this once, please?

Markus, gives up: ...fine

Markus: hONEY? wHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT?

[gayerthanthee]

Simon: The stars look so beautiful tonight.

North: You're right

North: but d'you know who's more beautiful?

North and Simon: *sighs dreamily* Markus

@incorrect-dbh-quotes another one bc i love you somuchh. There i said it, happy now