#incorrecthaikyuus

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Kuroo: Guess what I'm sending you.

Suga: Is it nudes? ;)

Kuroo, closing five different tabs of cats knocking things off tables: Uhh y-yeah...

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Daishou: Kuroo put salt in my coffee because I annoyed him, but I’m going to continue to drink it because I’m petty and won’t let him win.

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Suga: Nice hands, Asahi.

Asahi: Uh... Thank you?

Suga: I bet they’d look great wrapped around my-

Daichi: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.

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Asahi: Can I ask you guys something? How are you both so happy?

Noya, to Tanaka: Can I tell him our secret?

Tanaka, nodding:

Noya, to Asahi: Come closer, come closer.

Asahi, leaning in:

Noya: We are very... very... stupid.

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Yamaguchi: I’m here to see your brother. I’m a friend of his.

Akiteru: My brother has no friends.

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Tanaka: Tsukishima, you’re the married broad. How’s Yamaguchi?

Tsukishima: Well, last week he was supposed to go buy gas, but he came home with novelty cookie cutters. Now everything we eat is shaped like dinosaurs.

Tsukishima, fondly: He’s amazing.

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Goshiki, texting: This effin sucks.

Kawanishi: Why type “effin”?

Goshiki: So I don’t have to censor it.

Kawanishi: Why not just say it?

Tendou: Because it’s a bad fucking word.

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Oikawa: I’m here!

Aoba Jousai team:

Oikawa: You know, whenever Iwa-chan walks in, everyone shouts, “Iwaizumi-san!”

Oikawa: Is it too much to ask for the same treatment?

Yahaba: We’re sorry. Try it again.

Oikawa, walking out and back in: I’m here!

Aoba Jousai, in unison: IWAIZUMI-SAN!