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Incorrect Haikyuu quotes.

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Hey guys, I’m going camping this weekend, so there won’t be any quotes after this post until I get back. Expect regular posting by Wednesday at the latest!

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Kuroo: Guess what I'm sending you.

Suga: Is it nudes? ;)

Kuroo, closing five different tabs of cats knocking things off tables: Uhh y-yeah...

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Kinoshita, to Narita: I’ve noticed that we have slowly begun to phase the “B” out of our bromance.

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Kuroo: Dude!

Bokuto: Waddup, bro!

Kuroo: You’d marry me if I asked, right?

Bokuto: I’d marry the shit out of you, man.

Kuroo: Cool.

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Suga: Nice hands, Asahi.

Asahi: Uh... Thank you?

Suga: I bet they’d look great wrapped around my-

Daichi: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.

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Iwaizumi: It’s a joke. I was insulting him. You know, flirting.

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Ushijima, holding Shirabu up:

Shirabu: Seriously though, do I weigh anything to you?

Ushijima: No, it’s like holding a couple of grapes.

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Kuroo: The Bokuto I know is not fit to be responsible for any living thing, including and especially himself.

Kuroo: One time I watched him drink an entire jar of marinara for dinner.

Kuroo: Akaashi. He opened up a new jar of marinara sauce, and then he drank it like it was a thing that normal people do. It was unholy!

Kuroo: And then I asked him what the hell he was doing, and he said, and I quote, “It’s basically a smoothie, bro.”

Akaashi: I mean technically... He’s not wrong?

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Tanaka: Tsukishima, you’re the married broad. How’s Yamaguchi?

Tsukishima: Well, last week he was supposed to go buy gas, but he came home with novelty cookie cutters. Now everything we eat is shaped like dinosaurs.

Tsukishima, fondly: He’s amazing.

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Iwaizumi, studiously doing his work, listening to music, very focused:

Oikawa, upside down on his bed: Do you think stars have feelings?

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Goshiki, texting: This effin sucks.

Kawanishi: Why type “effin”?

Goshiki: So I don’t have to censor it.

Kawanishi: Why not just say it?

Tendou: Because it’s a bad fucking word.

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Yachi: I sure showed those guys, huh team?

Yachi: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying?

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Semi, skipping stones on a lake: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Shirabu, whispering: Take that you fucking lake.

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Hanamaki: Dude, I saw the biggest nerd sitting in your exact same seat yesterday.

Oikawa: That was me with my glasses on.

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Tanaka: I need to get something off my chest.

Kinoshita: Is it your shirt? Please say no.

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Bokuto: You’re going to ace this test.

Akaashi: You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.

Bokuto: I disagree. If anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?

Akaashi: That was big. I was really proud of you.

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Asahi: We are screwed.

Suga: Hey, no, hey, I don’t want to hear that defeatist attitude. I want to hear you upbeat.

Asahi: We are screwed!

Suga: There you go.