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diamedes: who are you, bravest man, for i have not seen you in battle where men earn glory before

glaucus: great-hearted son of tydeus why do you ask about my lineage haha hey diamedes do you dare me to recount my entire family lineage

diamedes: no

glaucus: *shaking head and chuckling* oh my gods haha i can’t believe you’re making me do this

achaeans: we’re not

glaucus: *pulling cue cards out from his greaves* this is so wild you guys, you’re so fucked up for making me do this

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They found Zeus seated on topmost Gargarus with a fragrant cloud encircling his head like a diadem.

How I feel after using a bath bomb

[incorrectclassics]

you guys wanna do one of those dishonesty hour things? could be fun. Also I'm really loving interacting with you all. Let's all be friends. omg speaking of that I'm on twitter now??? @incorrectiliad I only have like two tweets haha but let's try it

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"... one soul abiding in two bodies"

-Homer, about Achilles and Patroclus