#incorrecttaiyama

[misslouder]

Yamato: Sorry, Taichi, I will always contradict you. There's no way we can agree on a thought.

Taichi: Hm.

Yamato: What?

Taichi: I wanna fuck you.

Yamato: ...Agree.

[misslouder]

Taichi: My sexuality doesn't define me.

[Yamato breathes]

Taichi: MOVE, I'M GAY.

[misslouder]

Koushiro: You were very drunk last night, Taichi.

Taichi: I wasn't so drunk.

Koushiro: Yamato tried to kiss you.

Taichi: And what's the problem?

Koushiro: You hit him, saying you had a boyfriend and his name was Yamato Ishida.

Taichi: That explains why he doesn't talk to me.

[misslouder]

Jyo: You can't hit each other if you're a boyfriend now! How do they keep doing it?!

Taichi and Yamato: Why?

Jyo: Because that would be mistreatment! That could also be reported to the authorities.

Taichi: So I can denounce Yamato's right hook?

Yamato: And me Taichi's innate stupidity? They can't arrest me if they knew him.

[misslouder]

Yamato: I love you...

Taichi: I love you too.

Yamato: What?

Taichi: What?

[misslouder]

Yamato: Wait, you like me?

Taichi: Yeah.

Yamato: Why?

Taichi: I like lost causes.

[misslouder]

Mimi: Who was your first kiss?

Taichi: Yamato.

Yamato: Taichi.

Jou: What?

Taichi: We fought to see who kisses better.

[misslouder]

Yamato: Put on these pants.

Taichi: Why?

Yamato: I don't want people to think I'm an old man's boyfriend.

Taichi: You like it that way.

Yamato: I'm not talking about how low my tastes have fallen.