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Tumblr really wants me to shit myself, I don’t know how many times I’ve seen it but I can definitely tell you it’s way too many at this point.

I know that I've accidentally set myself on fire but it's none of your business. I don't want your pity water, let me burn in peace

Jade after attempting to cook once again when no one was looking

Drinking bath water and eating bubbles ⁼̴̶̤̀ω⁼̴̶̤́

I swear if I tan I will end myself, half of my face is burnt. I'm suing whoever made the sun.

The jobro has finally bro'd the jo

Genesis: If it tastes like tea, I'll suck it

Marrak: *pours a whole cup of tea onto Orwin*

Orwin: Dude! What the fuck!?!!?!!

Miwa: sToP!!!! *tackles Marrak*

Genesis: People tell me I am a horrible person

Genesis: I think they’re just jealous of me because they can’t kick pigeons as far as I can

Mamoru: No wonder we don’t talk to you often

Miwa: Someone stole my anti-depressants

Jade: *sweating* oh that’s not good

Miwa: Whoever you are, I hope you’re fucking happy

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