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Overheard in My Living room
ENFP: so this tech company is working on computer chips that can be inserted into the brain, so the next 20′s disaster could be a virus of a very different kind
INFJ: does it count since it isn’t a real virus? well sir, say the zombies, it is a virus *laughs tastefully*
I found the best way for people to stop talking to me. I have some pet fancy goldfish that I have raised from when they where just eggs. So everytime I want people to stop talking to me I start passionatly telling everything I know about fancy goldfish. Literaly 99 procent of people then slowly start to back of to end the conversation.
My tip to fellow introverts who don’t want to be bothered anymore: find your goldfish like subject, tell about it in great detail and watch people disappear as snow in the sun.
ENTP and INFJ sister
ENTP: INFJ, do you have a hairband? *starts foraging through INFJ's bag*
INFJ: Huh? Wha- oh no, it's not in that bag-ENTP, stop looking through there-
ENTP: *pulls out weird pen* What's this? Why is it so swirly? What does it do?
INFJ: It does "ENTP stop touching my stuff."
ENTP:
ENTP:
ENTP: INFJ, you really need to stop trying to roast me...
INFJ: *slightly angrily pulls hairband out of other bag* I don't "roast," ENTP. I give from the bottom of my heart to the depths of your dark soul. Also here's the hairband.
INFP and INFJ conversation
INFJ : *Watching a movie* She's so smart and funny.
INFP : You are smart and funny.
INFJ : Don't lie
INFP : ...Why would I lie to you, you have great sense of humor, you are really intelligent and-
INFJ : You are saying that 'cause you are my friend.
INFP : ...NO? Whatever, forget it then.
INFJ : yea fine
(2 days later)
INFJ : Take this
INFP : what is it
INFJ : Your favorite cake from your favorite dessert cafe
INFP : THANKS! but why?
INFJ : Just eat it. Here's spoon.
INFJ problem #5
Someone : *says something completely ignorant*
INFJ : *listens*
Someone : *elaborates his nonsense*
INFJ : I think that's an interesting perspective, why don't we talk more of what we talked earlier, so...
Someone : But just one more thing *keep talking*
INFJ : *pull out phone under the table and quietly delete his number and block him* oh,ok, go on.
