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ENTP: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.

ENTP: “Cowards,” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.

*A guy enter the room*

INFJ: "He's so quiet."

ENTP: "Don't."

INFJ: "I can smell... *sniff*"

ENTP: "PLEASE, DON'T-"

INFJ: "CHILDHOOD TRAUMAAAA"

ENTP: Did you know that the first state in the US was actually Nebraska?

INTJ: why do I even show up to these conversations

ENTP: It’s true.

What I do on awkward moments

(Perks of having my Entp sister) *everyone sitting and looking around*

ENFP(me): umm..*looks around awkwardly and smile* *still dead silent and awkward* *Look at my sister*

Me:how are you? *burst out laughing*

Entp (sis): I'm good...?*smile*

Me: *looks around and keep laughing* so you are good?

Sis: is someone tickling you?

ENTJ (mom's sis): how are you Entp?

Me: *die from laughter*

Sis: ok that's enough bye.

Entp : What are your kinks ?

Infp : This is kinda out there, but..love and support from people who love me as much as I love them.

Entp : Corny. Anyways, I wanna be choked.

Entp : Not to worry, I have a permit.

[ Hands over paper ]

Infj : This just says "I can do what I want."

ENTP : You look like my first husband.

INFP : How many times have you been married ?

ENTP : None yet.

INFP :

ENTP :

INFP : Oh my God.

ENTP : Why are we lying in the parking lot ?

INTP : You got your ass kicked unconscious.

INTP : So I lied next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin'.

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