#informercials

[the-shy-lonely-weirdo]

First time drawing any Deltarune character, of course it’s them!

Also some angst Spantenna because of course:

[k-wame]

No.1 Rosemary Water 🥂 |  ᕼᗴᑎᖇƳ ᑕᗩᐯᎥᒪᒪ

[hellboundhorrormovielover]

me watching the cake scene in jumanji welcome to the jungle

[the-spadinner-galleries]

[YTP] Phil Swift Ascends To Flex World

[swaglexander-the-great]

do we gotta call it that though?

[pftones3482]

I hate when there’s an infomercial product that seems “lazy” (snuggies, this new snap on magnetic phone charger, etc) and everyone makes fun of it and people for being super lazy but its like

Think of the uses these things could have for people with disabilities. I know the snuggie was originally made for people in wheelchairs, and now its become a big joke if you have one

These new magnet chargers…I have no idea if they work, but think how easy it would be for people missing an upper limb to use, people whose hands constantly shake or people who are blind and have a hard time finding the charging port

Maybe next time you see a seemingly dumb product, take a step back and consider how it can be used from all walks of life, not just your point of able-bodied privilege.

[frosidon]

I wish I had the poetic ability to fully describe what it’s like, as a former dungeon master for some of the bloodthirstiest munchkins to ever murderhobo their way across a fantasy continent, to watch gold infomercials.  “Gold is the best investment! Gold is more secure! Money devalues but noone can take your gold away!”

Wrong. They will come for your gold. They will take everything of value from you, and anything else they can carry, which is everything. Lawful Good is only words. The Gods can’t see what happens underground. You have hit points, you will die. Your corpse will probably be desecrated, and your home will be disemboweled. Don’t buy gold, don’t be BBEG. Be an npc.  

[passionfruitmango]

Do you ever feel like the daughter from that one Infomercials episode on Adult Swim where she just started clipping through the floor