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Blue roses! 😉

Amazon: What bar are you at?

Hideyori: It's a super comfortable hive of scum and villainy called "Hideyori's Bed."

Lifehack

Always let @inkedamazon DJ. Magical things will happen.

You've got 209?? That's awesome! I bet it's from all the sexy selfies :3

You’re entirely too kind <3

Mm. Coffee. Yes, this is me emoting. But this hair tho~ *flips it majestically* it's not for you. *puts it back into a bun as the world sobs*

There are meta levels of spite in that impersonation and it’s killing me. <3

inkedamazon and hufflepuffofthetardis need to stop it before I explode. Js.

Meanwhile at IHOP

Amazon: (Ranting about wanting a milkshake follows here)

Hideyori: (Silence)

Amazon: Oh, hey, they do have milkshakes.

Hideyori: I could have told you that, but you wouldn't have learned anything.

Something Bad, Little Red Wagon, Cowboy Casanova, Kerosene... And pretty much any Tswift jam lol.

So what you’re saying is I = small, blonde, country girls that love hard or kick ass and take names?

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