#inkedamazon

[idontknowanythingaboutastrology]

libra sun, capricorn moon, scorpio rising, libra mercury, virgo venus aesthetic for inkedamazon

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Blue roses! 😉

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Amazon: What bar are you at?

Hideyori: It's a super comfortable hive of scum and villainy called "Hideyori's Bed."

[jenetic777]

Lifehack

Always let @inkedamazon DJ. Magical things will happen.

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You've got 209?? That's awesome! I bet it's from all the sexy selfies :3

You’re entirely too kind <3

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Mm. Coffee. Yes, this is me emoting. But this hair tho~ *flips it majestically* it's not for you. *puts it back into a bun as the world sobs*

There are meta levels of spite in that impersonation and it’s killing me. <3

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inkedamazon and hufflepuffofthetardis need to stop it before I explode. Js.

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Meanwhile at IHOP

Amazon: (Ranting about wanting a milkshake follows here)

Hideyori: (Silence)

Amazon: Oh, hey, they do have milkshakes.

Hideyori: I could have told you that, but you wouldn't have learned anything.