On the difficulty of obtaining certain titles
Thish evenin', startin' from Bobbiton-Highwater an' endin' up at the Great Balls of Fire in Rivendell, Moraiwë earned the title Inn League Sage o' Five Spearheads. Or somethin' like that. No, Spiritsh. Fine Spiritsh.
Thish title requires drinkin', um, 23 local beers an' wines an', you know, stuff. Alcohol stuff. Normally, Moraiwë doesn' drink. She'sh a Noldo. No time for thish nonsensense. Gotta shave all o' Middle-earth!
But if you wanna be a Sage o' Fine Spearmints, you gotta complete the Inn League Challenge. An' so she drank 'em all. Even Shwill from the Forshaken Inn. Gimme a break. I mean, goblins don' even shteal tha' crap.
Las' thing she might r'member, in the mornin', with a lotta luck, will be talkin' to her bestes' buddy Sogadan 'bout the time she shingle-hammily kicked the buttsh o' five Nazgûl, usin' only a toothpick.