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bedbugsbiting replied to your post “more chronicles of dude’s coworker: the man, we’ll call him J, has...”

I seriously thought uvas was going to be a slang for balls.

You know, it probably is, but I don’t know where that would have landed him, in the grocery store.

He also had a story about asking for a cucaracha in a restaurant, instead of a cuchara. The proprietor stared at him in shock and he was like “... what did I just say?”

#bedbugsbiting #he asked for a cockroach instead of a spoon #innocent mistake

Oops...

Found a critical error in my drawing- temporarily taking it down until I can edit it...

#awkward #that awkward moment #oops #innocent mistake

The jazz show was at a church and I shouldn't have work the shirt I did. Because it kept falling down my shoulder and slouched where you could see my chest/bra 😂

#innocent mistake

I sounded so wrong

The other day i saw my classmate sitting on my chair. He was eating a banana cue and i told him to get up at once. He said no and told me he would stab me instead with the stick. (We're just teasing each other btw, no bloodshed)

So to fight back, i thought of grabbing the stick and attempt to stab him first but what i did is i overlooked the fact that the banana was still there and grabbed the caramel-coated banana instead.

It was so slimy and the thought of having saliva on my hand is disgusting and terrifying (i don't like saliva so much that it sometimes makes me hyperventilate lol) and people were laughing so i went to the washroom and reported to my classmates saying:

"I grabbed ____'s banana!"

Both laughed and i tried to explain my agony:

"I only did it cause he said he's going to pierce me with it (referring to the banana cue)!"

And they laughed even more. Finally i realized that everything i said sounded so wrong. OTL

#banana #sounds wrong #caramel-coated banana #innocent mistake