#inorrect witch

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Hay Lin: do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Cornelia: you're a hazard to society.

Irma: and a coward, do 20.

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Nerissa: aren't you a little young to be a guardian?

Will: aren't you a little old to be alive?

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Cornelia: what are the signs of teenage depression?

Taranee: why do you ask?

Cornelia: Will was doing laundry and she dropped a sock and I heard her say 'why has god forsaken me'

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Elyon: isn't it amazing how siblings learn from eachother?

Elyon: I learn a lot from Phobos because he makes so many mistakes.

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Will: hey, Cornelia-

Cornelia, tearing up: Elyon used to call me that!

Will: that's because it's your name!

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Yan Lin: how do you girls usually get out of these messes?

Will: we don't. We just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

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Cornelia: bi- uh- I mean hi.

Irma: gay- uh- I mean hay.

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Irma: Hey, Taranee, how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

Taranee: a glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding basic English.

Irma: water you doing?