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“ are you sure you can hang with me ? i’m kind of a big deal. ” “ i’m sweating like a hooker in church ! ” “ i only gamble with my life, never my money. ” “ one request: don’t waste my time. ” “ so, after all your bitching about the cigar, now it comes in handy, huh ? ” “ i lie to everyone, what makes you so special ? ” “ this all looks a little hinky. ” “ yeah sounds terrible. take his wallet. ” “ do you really think we’ll find this lost city ? ” “ so, what makes you risk so much just to come here ? ” “ you dream about dead guys ? ” “ yeah, good luck pal, that’s almost impossible to—oh, you did it. nice. ” “ three goddamn bullets ? how the hell did you do this with three goddamn bullets ? ” “ i’m glad to have you as an ally…for now. ” “ that’s called "stealing,” you know. ” ” you must know what is at stake with this operation. ” “ i don’t know, i’m making this up as i go ! ” “ didn’t any of you guys ever go to sunday school ? ” “ no amount of money is going to get us through these mountains… “ “ i cannot wait to leave this frozen hell ! ” “ know what you’re gonna like about me ? everything. ” “ do something, do somethin—not that, not that ! ” " your persistence surprises even me. you’re going to give mercenaries a bad name. " “ refusing to use the door again, i see… ” “ you’re certainly resilient, i’ll give you that. ” “ no harm has ever come from reading a book. ” “ what do you mean bugs ? i hate bugs ! ” “ you’re almost there ! wait until you see this view ! “ " come on ! show a little backbone, will ya ! " “ it’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage. ” “ man, what kind of black ops bullshit is this ? ” “ i told you not to mess around with that thing, didn’t i tell you not to mess around with that thing !? ” “ i can only say ‘i’m sorry’ so many times. ” “ you know, one of these days you’re really going to have to start carrying your own matches. ” “ oh man, i’m so tired of climbing shit. ” “ if this treasure is real, we’ve got to find it first ! ” " we never seem to get a break, do we ? " “ …that happens a lot around here. ” “ you can trust me. …probably. ” “ i don’t mean to point fingers, but isn’t your job to make sure that doesn’t happen ?! ” “ you’ll find that i’m someone of simple tastes. wine, literature, headbutts. ”
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