#inspector cramer

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guess who got their hands on way too many character meme templates

[radarsteddybear]

When Inspector Cramer is talking about the dead body and he's like "he's got a big bruise on his face, struck by something blunt and hard and heavy, definitely before he was stabbed, so there was probably a struggle—" and Archie's just like "oh yeah :) that was me :)"

[imjustheretoseetheprivateblogs]

I have yet to try corn cooked to Wolfe's specifications, but I'd like to.

[slate-cactus]

nero wolfe textposts because somebody had to

[scootyburped]

Disguise for Murder

Inspector Cramer: How many people were here today

Saul Panzer: 219 people between the hours of 2 and 5:30, not all at once. They came and went.

Inspector Cramer: So Mrs. Carlisle went into the office, why didn't you see that?

Saul Panzer: I was watching Archie talking to a man. He asked him what his name was, and then he stormed out. It was Malcom Vedder

Inspector Cramer: How do you know that?

Saul Panzer: I was working the door.

Inspector Cramer: You saw him once!

Saul Panzer: I said, I was working the door.