well what if they're in a convertible?

In which I'm probably hyperfixated on some autistic guy in a suit - SFW blog, more info in pinned!

[slate-cactus]

Hiya!!! (obligatory pinned post)

Call me slate or austin. I use she/her but honestly don't care, I'm lesbian, acespec, and autistic. I'm also a furry and therian θΔ 🐾

I'll post digital art, animations, writing, original music, and edits whenever I feel like it (whenever the hyperfixation demons seize me)

List of my fandoms & fav characters from each:

Monk 2002 - Adrian Monk

Hazbin Hotel - Alastor, Lucifer, Vox

Nero Wolfe - Nero Wolfe, Archie Goodwin

The Amazing Digital Circus - Caine, Jax

Sherlock & Co - Sherlock, Mariana

Project Hail Mary - Rocky, Ryland Grace

Good Omens - Aziraphale, Crowley

Star Trek - Kathryn Janeway, The Doctor

House MD - James Wilson, Thirteen, Greg House

Frasier - Niles Crane, Frasier Crane, everyone tbh

Avatar: The Last Airbender - Zuko

Helluva Boss - Blitz, Moxxie

MCYT - BadBoyHalo

While this is mainly a fandom account I also post OC & personal content and occasionally politics. Proud environmentalist.

You can find my other social media pages including my ao3 and my music streaming platforms on my Linktree! That being said, I'm most active on here and YouTube.

Commissions/Trades/Collabs: OPEN! DM me if you're interested, or if you just want to say hi! My asks are also open for any questions :3

Tags: #slate's favorites <- reblog tag for posts I particularly enjoy. Mostly so that I can locate them later because my goldfish brain can NAWT keep track of them any other way

What does my blog title mean? Well that is for me to know and you to... not know. (Although if you do happen to know PLEASE hmu because there's a high chance we may have gone to the same high school)

That's all I can think of for now, cya later :D

[slate-cactus]

all my blorbos- man that upper left hand corner is lookin real crowded there..... anyways how many hyperfixations do we have in common 😭💀

blank under cut!

[tobysdiary24]

sighhhh i miss him. actually i miss my old fandoms in general. when i lose interest in them its like theyre friends you dont talk to anymore and occasionally remember fondly

anyway old mid monk art yayyy

[slate-cactus]

eats your art

[imjustheretoseetheprivateblogs]

Nero Wolfe is underrated

[slate-cactus]

PREACH!!!!

[ghostboyravenight-deactivated20]

I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.

[slate-cactus]

happy priiiiiiide :D i joined a pride MAP finally after years of wanting to do one

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog

[voldsrud]

All around me are familiar Frasiers Worn out Frasiers, worn out Frasiers Baby I hear that the blues are calling Tossed salads, tossed salads And maybe I seem a bit confused Scrambled eggs, scrambled eggs Maybe that's true but I got you pegged Quite stylish, quite stylish

And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams where Niles is dying Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you I don't know what to do With all those eggs and salads I hear them They're calling again They're calling again They're calling again They're calling again

[suekay]

If Voyager Episodes had Friends Titles:

101 - The one where they get lost 103 - The one where Carey is an idiot 104 - The one where Tom eats children 105 - The one where Neelix and Kes both lose lungs 106 - The one with Chakotay's stick 107 - The one with the dead Romulan 108 - The one where the dog saves Tom's bacon 109 - The one where they stroll through dead bodies 110 - The one where the Prime Directive is suddenly unfair 111 - The one where Seska makes Chakotay a bowl of soup 112 - The one where Schweitzer saves the ship 113 - The one where Chakotay takes up body surfing 114 - The one where B'Elanna fights with herself 115 - The one where Neelix becomes more than a clown 116 - The one where Tuvok is a nasty drill sergeant

201 - The one where Janeway fangirls over Amelia Earhart 202 - The one where Chakotay meets Nog 203 - The one where the Doctor goes a bit screwy 204 - The one where Chakotay hopes Janeway has lots of questions about mating behaviour 205 - The one where Harry throws away a good life to get back to Tom 206 - The one where Kes' birthday party gets a little weird 207 - The one where Tom and Neelix become one with the pasta 208 - The one where everyone fucks their hallucinations, except Tom 209 - The one where Chakotay strips naked 210 - The one where the Caretaker's ex is a complete bitch 211 - The one where Seska really shows her true colours 212 - The one where Janeway pretends to be a prostitute 213 - The one with B'Elanna and the really stupid robots 214 - The one where Janeway saves the Kazon 215 - The one where Kathryn and Tom welcome three bouncing baby lizards 216 - The one where Tuvok fixates on a murderer 217 - The one with B'Elanna and that stupid missile 218 - The one where Q makes Voyager a Hallmark Christmas ornament 219 - The one where Schmullus falls in love 220 - The one where Tom and Neelix save the day, somehow 221 - The one where Harry and Naomi die 222 - The one where Tuvok sings for some children 223 - The one where Janeway scares fear itself 224 - The one where Janeway saves Tuvok and Neelix' lives 225 - The one where Chakotay gets cockblocked by a monkey 226 - The one where Seska becomes a mother

301 - The one where Seska dies 302 - The one where Janeway meets Sulu 303 - The one where Harry contemplates killing Tom 304 - The one where the Doctor goes a bit screwy… again 305 - The one where Neelix burns a steak, sorry, is burnt at the stake 306 - The one where B'Elanna tells Chakotay all about her wet dreams 307 - The one where Janeway strips naked 308 - The one where Sarah Silverman wants to know what's in Tuvok's pants 309 - The one where the Doctor gets to go for a walk 310 - The one where Kes becomes a sexy genderbent supervillain 311 - The one where Chakotay and Q are jealous of each other 312 - The one where Janeway is Ripley 313 - The one where Neelix is an accessory to murder 314 - The one where Harry gets mad that Tuvok stole his stalker 315 - The one where Chakotay nearly gets to be Captain 316 - The one where Tom valiantly resists B'Elanna's advances 317 - The one where some ex-Borg hijack Chakotay's brain 318 - The one where the Doctor Jekyll and Hydes himself 319 - The one where Tuvok and Neelix ride an elevator 320 - The one where Harry almost gets fucked to death 321 - The one where Harry marries Tom and Kes' baby and has a baby with her 322 - The one where B'Elanna accidentally kills the Doctor's daughter 323 - The one with the space dinosaurs 324 - The one where the crew get kidnapped by aliens… again 325 - The one where Tuvok becomes a holonovelist 326 - The one where they meet the Borg

401 - The one where they meet Seven 402 - The one where Kes ascends to a higher plane of existence 403 - The one where B'Elanna loves Tom 404 - The one where Chakotay gets brainwashed… again 405 - The one where an abuse victim kills his abusers and no-one cheers because he's a hologram 406 - The one where Seven remembers how fucking stupid her parents were 407 - The one where Janeway tries to yeet Voyager into binary pulsars 408 - The one where reality hits home for Voyager 409 - The one where reality no longer hits home for Voyager 410 - The one where Tuvok takes on some black marketeers 411 - The one where Leonardo Da Vinci explores space 412 - The one where Chakotay stops Neelix from killing himself 413 - The one where Tuvok goes to work naked 414 - The one where the Doctor goes on a day trip to the Alpha Quadrant 415 - The one where the annihilation of the Maquis is overshadowed by Janeway's devastating Dear John Letter… 416 - The one where Seven is an accessory to murder… and doesn't care 417 - The one where a man is a victim of the worst crime imaginable - slander 418 - The one where Janeway joins the Maquis 419 - The one where Janeway breaks the Prime Directive 420 - The one where a creepy alien steals Tom's body 421 - The one where the Omega symbol = bad 422 - The one where everyone forgets and we wish we could too 423 - The one with the evil Warship Voyager 424 - The one where the sentient goo isn't inherently fascist 425 - The one where Seven realises other people don't suck so much 425 - The one where the bad guy has a point

501 - The one where Chakotay stages a mutiny 502 - The one where everyone forgets Ensign Mulchaey became a dad but everyone pretends that Seven and the Doctor are the parents 503 - The one where Chakotay stops B'Elanna from killing herself 504 - The one where Chakotay actually enjoys romancing an 8472 505 - The one where Neelix cheers up Naomi with a really creepy holonovel 506 - The one where Harry and Chakotay break the Temporal Prime Directive 507 - The one where Seven develops multiple personality disorder 508 - The one where Janeway lets a space nazi save B'Elanna's life 509 - The one where Tom becomes an eco-warrior (and gets a way harsher punishment than either Sisko or Worf did for being actual eco-terrorists) 510 - The one where Janeway acts as a honeytrap for a fascist 511 - the one where The Doctor has a nervous breakdown 512 - The one where no-one is a match for Arachnia! 513 - The one where Tuvok wishes he didn't have a wife 514 - The one where it's a trap 514.2 - The one where Janeway and Chakotay make out on the holodeck and we don't find out about for 25 years (Isabo's shirt, which Prodigy made canon) 515 - The one where the custody battle for Seven heats up 516 - The one where Janeway wins custody of Seven 517 - The one where Harry contracts space clap 518 - The one where all the sentient goo people die 519 - The one where Chakotay nearly gets space dementia 520 - The one where Janeway out-thinks a think tank 521 - The one where B'Elanna is covered in radioactive slime 522 - The one where the Doctor falls in love with Seven 523 - The one where Janeway realises Aunt Martha doesn't know shit 524 - The one where Captain Braxton's a little bitch, again 525 - The one where the Doctor is hacked by a nuke 526 - The one where Captain Ransom and his crew are mass murderers

601 - The one where Janeway locks Chakotay in his quarters for calling her out on her bullshit 602 - The one where Tom and Harry defend Voyager's honour 603 - The one where B'Elanna's mother dies, maybe 604 - The one where everyone lusts after the Doctor, he wishes 605 - The one where Tom gets addicted to an AI chatbot 606 - The one where Tuvok discovers jazz really swings 607 - The one where they accidentally wake up the new main villain… and then we never hear about them again 608 - The one where they find a dead astronaut 609 - The one where Seven makes everyone fall out over nothing 610 - The one where Reginald Barclay saves the day 611 - The one where Janeway fucks a hologram after deleting his wife 612 - The one where the planet spins extra fast 613 - The one where the Doctor becomes a celebrity 614 - The one where aliens accidentally give everyone PTSD 615 - The one where Seven is caught up in a ratings stunt 616 - The one where Chakotay, Tom, Neelix and Harry get owned by a group of children 617 - The one where Janeway takes her sentient sex toy on to the bridge and Chakotay is not amused 618 - The one where Harry fucks his dead friend 619 - The one where Seven gets custody of Icheb cos his parents are dicks 620 - The one where Janeway realises Mortimer Harren is a dick, and also a really shit cosmologist 621 - The one where imposters tell everyone to live fast and get fucked, or whatever 622 - The one where B'Elanna helps an alien put on a show 623 - The one were Kes is big mad 624 - The one where the Doctor makes a house call 625 - The one where Neelix tells a ghost story 626 - The one where Seven discovers to her horror, that she once moonlighted as a basic girl

701 - The one where Janeway laments that being assimilated might throw off her hoverball games 702 - The one where Seven needs a spare part for her brain 703 - The one where Tom and B'Elanna get married after she threatens to leave him 704 - The one where Chakotay is brainwashed, again, and stages a mutiny, again 705 - The one where the Doctor eviscerates the American healthcare system 706 - The one where Reginald Barclay doesn't visit the ship 707 - The one where the Doctor becomes sexually aroused in Seven's body 708 - The one where Harry gets his first command 709 - The one where the Doctor raises an army 710 - The one where they show why the Prime Directive is needed 711 - The one where Janeway and Chakotay drink a lot of cider 712 - The one where B'Elanna gets pregnant 713 - The one where the death penalty is eviscerated 714 - The one where Neelix fucks a Klingon in Tuvok's quarters 715 - The one where Voyager gets stuck, again 716 - The one where the whole crew get their memories altered and Chakotay gets his heart broken 717 - The one where the whole crew gets their memories unaltered and Janeway gets her heart broken 718 - The one where Seven really needed an intervention and not enabling…ew 719 - The one where Q Junior visits Aunt Kathy 720 - The one where the Doctor is a dick and is then confused when people are mad at him 721 - The one where they killed Carey, you bastards! 722 - The one where Chakotay and Seven walk through a jungle 723 - The one where Tuvok dances when Neelix leaves the ship 724 - The one where the Doctor confesses his love for Seven and she isn't impressed 725 - The one where Admiral Janeway tries to re-enact Timeless and ends up disappointing just about everyone

[jone-slugger]

[kettlequills]

borgswapped janeway and seven is hilarious though.

you are annika "seven shots" hansen, brand new science ensign aboard the uss voyager, just graduated, ready to run as far from earth as space can take you. in pursuit of the maquis, you end up in the delta quadrant, marooned on said maquis' ship and awkwardly folding into their crew along with the rest of yours. your new captain, chakotay, is struggling to unite the starfleet and maquis crews. you yourself are not impressed, but over time, he wins your respect and your crew begins to work together to get back to the alpha quadrant.

you remain to the side of the crew, not ostracised, but a little alone. you pick up some shifts in the improvised medbay. occasionally, other crewmembers try to befriend you, or flirt with you, but that stops after you broke a crewman's wrist in a panic. b'elanna, at least, grudgingly approves. you have breakfast once a week with her and passive aggressively snipe at each other the whole time. it's the highlight of your social calendar.

then you meet the borg. based off your parents' crackpot notes, you strongarm chakotay into making a pact with the borg and you two liberate yourselves the only human drone you've met - one of the many starfleet lost in action, former chief science officer kathryn janeway, who is reckless, insane, angry, and bitterly driven to destroy the borg and protect her new crew with everything she has.

she's been assimilated for as long as you've been alive and had traumas that predate your conception. the joint funeral for her old ship was highly attended. she was the dead bestfriend of the turncoat security officer chakotay is still mad about having trusted. her every plan is an abstract suicide attempt and she does things to the ship's engines to get it going faster that makes your heart faint and b'elanna's hair grey. she has screaming arguments with the captain in the Mess Hall and insists on patching noxiously brewed coffee that make her borg-stomach sick into an iv line. she is absolutely petrified to be close to you in case she assimilates you by accident.

you still haven't beaten her at Velocity.

and what do you think to yourself then, annika "seven shots" hansen, thinly-masked neurodivergent who prefers machines to people and is openly scornful of the social rules everyone else seems to know (while also, desperately wishing you understood them yourself)?

"I bet I can fix her."

[doriangrayapologist]

it's actually so hilarious watching good omens s1 back and realizing that crowley and aziraphale contribute absolutely NOTHING to stopping armageddon. they're just sort of homosexually There the whole time. and honestly as they should be. we need more characters who just look pretty, have sexual tension, contribute Nothing to the plot and still are the main event somehow. honestly amazing! absolute opposite of the despised concept of having a character w zero personality who only exists to help the plot along.

[sergle]

ok so this would be my vision for the cigarette cake x

[trollitics]

[classicalmonoblogue]

Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…

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[cornerof5thandvermouth]

this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

is this the guy in charge of the ads on Tumblr?

[arcanasland]

is anybody talking about the Arthur Eddington easter egg and the fact that he was also a gay man obsessed with stars and played by david tennant?

[nostalgicmermaaiid]

can we all be merfolk together pretty please 👉🏾👈🏾

Little Merfolk ~ meiker.io

Dive into the ocean 🪸🌊 to meet colorful mermaids and tritons, or patiently wait for the freshwater merfolk to peek above the lake’s water… 🪷

@igottalottabugsinmysoup @femmeetart @sonicanvas @imnotafreakipromise @lavende-milkshake @iambadatsocializing @anon-oliver @iipastelhxrmony @nat1spacenerd @meowwswiftie @swiss-mrs @4rielle @sealistic @nexusofsand @sweetest-starlight @treesap-blogs @auracreampie @makarovs-desert-eagle @queer--rat @scarletseacollectspronouns @j0n3rs @bl0xware @lordfaptaguys & you

[random-reblogs-n-shit]

Ooooh pretty :] i forgot it was mermay!!

no pressure tags <3 @autumnrain777 @mercenary-that-goes-ni @echo-loves-flowerboy + anyone who wants to join :))

[autumnrain777]

omg this was so fun thank you so much!!!

this was so fun and unique thank you so much!!! ive always loved mermaids this was so fun sjfklsjfklds i was so tempted to pull a hamlet and have my mermaid hold the skull and be a siren but i decided to make it look normal jsdklfjsdlkfjsd

no pressure tags! <3 @iris895 @sopjacm @leiftheleaf06 @valjeansemble @burnrubberduckyburn @averydedicateduck @zomb1edude @vibingandthrivingouthere @123alexis-is-lost @marinara-saucey @m0malle @eyeheartangibaker

[averydedicateduck]

Thanks for the tag <3

This was fun :)

No pressure tags

@roman-ec1ipse @mayhem-sinclaire @wise-writer-girl @aristakay @xdarling-starling @bouncingdogs @destroyerofflipflops

[wise-writer-girl]

Oh this is so whimsical and fun, thanks for the mention @averydedicateduck, i love that we can all just be mermaids together!

No pressure, as always: @sarah1barnes, @tictacweinerz, @lesbianmarvelkinnie, @slate-cactus, @scattersyd, @superherolover9, @marooned-in-reality, @apparently-i-am-an-adult

[slate-cactus]

Mermaid trend I love this

Sorry I always tag the same people in these I don't have many moots and I can't ever remember anyone's names consistently 😭 💀

@greenspacefish @pregnant-javert @gaypistachio @letsplaythermalnuclearwar

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

have a chart that is only interesting to me and possibly one other person

[slate-cactus]

HI IT'S ME I'M THAT ONE OTHER PERSON