#interdimensional cat

[sergeant-norman-allen]

*gives you a cat sized replica of your hat for Cracker Barrel*

I can’t quite tell what he thinks of it but I must say I think I like it enough fer th’ both of us.

[autocorrection]

GASP-- Interdimensional cat!!

why yes-- i did spell interdimensional wrong

[machinatings]

[sergeant-norman-allen]

looks like ya got a new pet! Ya like him?

I- I guess so, but more than anything I’m concerned about wheRE TH’ HELL Y’ALL GOT A GODDAMN TIMELINE-BENDIN’ KITTYCAT.

. . . What should I name ‘em..? Comment whatchya think an’ I guess we can do a poll from there.

[sergeant-norman-allen]

He's on the hat

Damn right he is. I can’t tell ya how much I enjoy this drawin’, pardner.

[sergeant-norman-allen]

Did ya ever end up sicking cracker-barrel at dingus

I actually have some unfortunate news fer yall regardin’ that- they LOVED each other.

At first Miss Mayor was yellin’ at me demandin’ t’ know where th’ hell I got a fleshhead cat, an’ Mr CB was throwin’ a hissy fit, but suddenly somethin’ clicked between ‘em.

They recognized each other as kin.

I’m still Cracker Barrel’s favorite, but it’s been hard t’ separate ‘em from eachother since.

[sergeant-norman-allen]

instead of doing heroin i drew the feller :3

This is exactly what th’ lil critter looked like lookin’ int’ that tidepool, pardner, absolutely fantastic drawin’.

An’ I’m… glad yer not doin’ heroin? Please don’t do that.

[sergeant-norman-allen]

Update Cracker Barrel hates everythin’ about th’ beach except fer watchin’ th’ lil’ fish in th’ tide pools. Grumpy lil thang.