#internet brainrot

[stopsignsworstenemy]

the current wave of anti intellectualism makes sense when u realize its driven by ppl online who are largely dissatisfied with their lives and try hard to intellectualize disliking something that they feel like is forced upon them (like reading, going to school, etc) in order to feel like they’re smart when in reality they just dont like something and want to be the cool noncomfortist kid that they haven’t grown out of since high school

[prestongoodplaysgoodplay]

good morrow, chuds

[cdsillyposting]

I just got into the Fate franchise. An Astolfo cosplayer did what now?

Internet Lore

Nothing like the MLP jar incident

Basically what happened is there was an Astolfo cosplayer on twitter who got into some beef or something not quite sure about being small in his drawers and decided to prove he wasn't by holding a monster can up for comparison

Hence these memes

I might be getting the details a bit foggy, I am not too invested in and don't care to look up specifics rn

[animentality]

[jasonmolina]

[mbharestuff]

reply trolls on Twitter just don't have the juice man. They can't be mean like Tumblr users or BlueSky people; we're the cockroaches from hell. paying for a blue check has caused the worst posters to rise to the top.

the posting ecosystem is in shambles.

[cat-appreciator]

An incredibly stupid phrase which just popped into my head fully formed like Artemis from the brow of Zeus:

“Shirepilled hobbitmaxxing”.

Why did my brain produce this deeply curséd pair of words? Who the fuck knows, not me.

I’m picturing Radagast the Brown (a man who has been known to indulge in the bounty of nature’s pharmacopeia) looking at Gandalf and saying “Dude, I think you’ve had enough pipeweed.”

[autisticexpression2]

The right thinks the left is full of wimpy crybabies, and the left thinks the same of the right. The problem is that they're both correct. There are whiny little bitches getting performatively worked up over nothing across the political spectrum, and they're the loudest voices on the internet. Tits out black trans women throwing bricks at cops aren't writing paragraphs about the fascist messages in Stephen Universe and old farmers who live in remote conservative communities don't make wojak memes about wokeness in video games.