#internet goblin

[ninagoogle]

Yo Dragon Age FanDom you wake ?!?!?!?!

[brasskingfisher]

It always amuses me when people complain about Tumblr being weird. I mean my dude, Tumblr is a site populated almost entirely with queer neurodivergent goblins and our emotional support humans....

Why would you expect "normality"?

[kiwibes]

I just realized that my long years as an internet pirate for books and articles and movies are now paying off.

Before, many people were like just check the library of the uni or see on a pc there if you have no excess to the journal/book/docu but the travel and time loss rarely seemed worth it to me.

Now, my professor started mailing me asking kiwibes, do you maybe have a pdf of this book. They have it on the uni but I can't go now etc and 5 minutes later I just send them the pdf with a 'here u go 🙃' and this has become regular now and I guess he told other uni people cuz some coworkers have been approaching me with a 'if u really can't find sth, ask kiwibes' as if I'm some merchant npc with obscure merch and I like my reputation and the fact that some of the brightest minds of my uni have to rely on internet pirates when everything falls apart but I also want to share a tutorial with them like 'how to pirate stuff online for noobs'...

But I can't cuz we are an official institution™.

Guess I'll be the obscure merch npc of uni

[ninagoogle]

Wake up DA Fans !!!!

[brasskingfisher]

You know I've realised something. And for the most part, being my friend is like owning a semi feral/roaming cat or living next to a goblin nest. I mean I'll randomly show up offering you affection, or to show you my latest shiny thing*tm* in exchange for food, booze, affection (on my terms) and or other shinies. Then after a while I'll f*ck off to do whatever/chase after my next shiny thing*tm* and you won't see/hear from me for hours/days/weeks/months (other occasionally leaving something on your doorstep). Then after how ever long I'll just turn up and the cycle repeats.

So, if you're willing to stick around despite that. Thanks, and I *MIGHT* think about sharing some of my shiny things*tm* with you.

[brasskingfisher]

Random thought time:

Religon is very much like a penis. It's a perfectly normal and natural thing to have and take pride in the possession of. However, when you take it out in public and start waving it in other people's faces, or trying to force it down their throats then it becomes a problem.

[goblin-names]

Tolnosh the Writer of Blogs