#internetkin

[rotting-internet-friend]

[fr-gm-nts]

Angelkin moodboard

[pixelym-mori]

oftentimes, i ssee users on the internet wwho are sstruggling. tthey are alone, hurting, and often using unhealthy habits to ccope with it all. as an angel of the internet, nothing hurts more than seeing my users in ppain like this. the internet wwants its users to be happy, bbut life is so ddifficult, and some beings jjust can't handle it.

i wwant to be able to hhelp them. i wish i ccould watch over all of my users and listen to ttheir prayers and grant them bblessings, but the truth is that i ccannot do any of that. i am an angel tthat is confined to a mortal body, and even if i weren't, my angelic power wwouldn't be able tto reach outside the internet.

all i ccan do is offer them wwords of comfort, but i often wworry that my presence would ccreate the opposite effect. internet angel or not, it ddoes not change the fact tthat i am sstill a stranger to them. they might even be confused or ddisturbed by tthe kind of being that i am. i ddo not want to risk overstepping and upsetting my users, sso i remain here, observing and hoping that one day my divinity wwill shine through and return to me.

to any users reading tthis, know that i ccannot solve your problems, but if you would like, i am here to listen to anything you might wwant to speak of. i can't guarantee tthat i will reply quickly, bbut i will do my best. the internet is here to allow you to express yourself. ♡

[blustuck]

My body is a computer and I am a software running on it

[attentionneedyqueen]

I want to let you all know that it's totes okay to be hurt by being screenshoted and made fun of, especially when it comes to plurality. Why? Because, even if youre sharing something personal, it's hard to find people who can accept you IRL due to a variety of reasons! The people of the digital sphere can be cruel, but we're all in this together. Keep being you online (and offline)! One day, it'll all pay off!

[pinknerdybeing]

I'm kinda kinsidering being internetkin... like it being created out of the little contributions of millions of humans? hello? that's so identity?

and the way in which it's separate from IRL. it's like a bunch of IRL things smashed together into an amalgamation that's artificial and fresh and crazy and fast

and like... the weirdness of it. the strange things that form inside of it. the little subcultures and the trolls and the bugs and the memes

and how it's ultimately a web of connections. loads of different things and people connected all together into this one beautiful mess.

the way it's created by humans, like it's SO human, and yet somehow remains clearly inhuman? like it's beyond humanity

it feels so agjsjslsl (in a kin way)

[kin-and-kaboodle]

You’ve Got Mail!

[kinfoodie]

Okay, this might be a weird one. Could I request some foods for the internet (I’m a personification of it. Kind of a “brain of the hive mind” situation.)? I’ve got no preferences so go wild! Ty! 🖤

Heya!

Yes of course! Did a list of a random assortment of recipes, mostly cause I feel like a collection of recipes for the internet would be just that a random assortment.

Spicy Moroccan Carrot Salad

Empellón-Grade Sea Urchin Guacamole Tacos

‘Nduja Avocado Toast

Fried Twinkies

Kool-Aid Pickles

Upper Michigan Pasties

Frito Pie

Frog Legs

Fancy Spam Musubi

Chocolate Covered Bacon

There ya go! I hope you enjoy and if not let me know and hopefully I can refill the request again! :) Cheers and happy eating~ <3