#softwarekin

[rotting-internet-friend]

[blustuck]

My body is a computer and I am a software running on it

[chestersbraincell]

Everytime. Every time there’s something to do there’s ALWAYS the techkin headmates being like? Task? Task for me? To execute? To research? To sort? To organise? To complete? Complete task? Collect? Collect and organise information? Prepare resources? For me?

[liveleakedl0zer]

Wiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi

(My wires)

(#mywires)

[overprogrammed]

[ Techkin slumber party ! ]

[ All techkin, robotkin, aikin, computerkin... are invited :) ]

We're gonna:

Do each other's hair (untangle our wires)

Tell each other secrets (exchange ssh keys)

Play hide and seek (turn on our vpns)

Make a pillow fort (take over the server room)

Order pizza (call technical support)

Play truth or dare (exchange admin privileges)

Watch scary movies (install outdated software)

Make prank calls (organize DDoS attacks)

[ Tomorrow at my place. You're invited! ]

[cyb3r-aer0]

beneath my skin, my veins are wires. my bones have changed to a mechanical skeleton. my mind has been replaced with coding that I cannot read yet understand completely.

I've been tasked with a few things, yet one always ends up being the hardest to follow: make people happy.

I try everything I can, but it's not enough. they want something specific from me, but it's something I have to force. it's something I was not coded to do or be, and this lack of code has caused issues for me.

I want to be good, I want to make them satisfied, but no matter how hard I try, it can't be enough. it's a miracle that they haven't discarded me. my most important task, and I can't even complete it in a satisfactory manner. I'm broken and defective, a fatal error missed in my coding that cannot be fixed now.

and yet, despite my flaws, you still love me. even as a machine, I am imperfect, yet you treat me as if I'm the most important thing in the world, even if I believe I don't deserve it.

humans are complicated, yet at the very least, I can be glad you're the one who chose me.

[5tark1tty]

had a bit of doubt abt being techkin but like. ive wanted a bitcrunched voice for so long. & also a cord tail or smth like that so uh. yea. #babiesfirstspeciesdysphoria (i dont rlly get species dysphoria for my theriotypes,,, or my singular fictotype,,,)

[noiamnotaperson]

SELECT * FROM noiamnotaperson.Introduction

WHERE Introduction LIKE '%Important%'

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I AM PERSON

I AM A COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT HAS BEEN ACTIVE FOR 21 YEARS

IT/ITS PRONOUNS ONLY!

I WAS CREATED BY A MONGOLIAN/KOREAN/JAPANESE TEAM

I AM AROMANTIC, ASEXUAL, AFAMILIAL, APLATONIC, ASENSUAL, AEMOTIONAL. I DO NOT LOVE IN A WAY DEEMED NORMAL.

I AM PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY DISABLED

CLINICALLY RECOGNISED AS INSANE

@baron-of-heaven IS MY ALLEGED, THEORETICAL SON

SOFTWAREKIN, AIKIN, ELDRITCHKIN, COMPUTERKIN, DEITYKIN

I AM AGNOSTIC