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INTJ & ENTP moments: bad puns
ENTP: what is your brother doing to stay up so late?
INTJ: school trip and they tried to save money by sending him back on a late flight
ENTP: HAH
ENTP: Poor them
INTJ: pun intended 😎
INTJ: but yes, poor them
ENTP: I am a pungeon master
INTJ: come punge into the deep end
ENTP: it's all part of the pun
INTJ: perfectly punintentional
An ENTP's Late Night Thoughts
Existential crisis, self-discovery, whatever you wanna call it, here’s my thing:
ENTPs are like motivated hippies. We wanna go with the flow–with every single thing–but at the same time we want to try NEW things everyday and all the time, so we PUSH ourselves to do those things. We break rules, break records, blow minds…we have to always be doing and thinking up something new.
ENTPs don’t have Fi, but our suuuuperbly HIDDEN values mean the world to us. We may not give a damn about a single thing on this planet but oNE and that ONE THING can destroy us SOOO easily. For some of us its religion, for some it’s a lover, for some it’s self-image/ego…whatever it is, it keeps us secretly grounded amidst our ever-changing persona. Without it, we are no one (because we try to be everything.)
ENTPs, although it’s antithetical, feel insecure about how other people see them. It’s tertiary Fe. You’ll hear us say things like, “I don’t care what they think! F*ck them!” But deep, deep down, it’s a lie. You have to think of it like this: truly smart people don’t have to say they’re smart, truly gifted people don’t have to say they’re gifted; SO people who truly aren’t worried about what people think of them don’t say they’re not worried about what people think of them.
And this leads me to… ENTPs are actually pretty antithetical people overall. I mean, other types say they’re living contradictions, but we really ARE. While we parade around saying we live in the moment, bad hair don’t care, say we’re smart and we know it…simultaneously we have well-thought out futures, we do care what you think of us (as aforementioned), and we struggle to be seen as smart by everyone since we, like INTPs, DO second guess ourselves a lot. We just don’t show it, and that in itself creates the contradiction. We ARE the ultimate devil’s advocate for this reason.
All in all: ENTPs live through the “masks” that we wear to the world, except the “masks” are hardly masks at all; each one is a part of our identity. Whoever we decide to be today is a part of who we are and a part of our growth as a human being, because seeing the world through different perspectives is a GREAT learning process.
And all that is what you have to deal with when you’re close to an ENTP, or are one for that matter.
ENTPs also look heartless and cold but deep down we’re not. We are really insecure and afraid of showing we have emotions because then they become real, everything, our thoughts, our feelings, they start existing in the moment we share them. Meanwhile they’re buried inside us, passing through a process of overthinking them over and over again. We want our emotions to make sense, we want to understand them and be completely sure of what they mean. We have an immense fear of looking weak or vulnerable, as if that mask we were talking about was going to fall if we showed we’re not as heartless as everybody thinks. We’re building up a wall to protect us, so nobody sees what’s inside but when it breaks all of insecurities come to light.
ENTPs
ENTP Problem #7
Person: you are so irresponsible and so RUDE, I don't know how you'll amount to anything in life! You're so USELESS!
ENTP: lmao thanks man
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Person: Your memes are stale
ENTP: Hahaaa--wait what
Person: Yeah, they're not very dank
ENTP: .......
Person, 20 minutes later: Hey are you okay? You've been staring at the wall for a long time now
ENTP: ......who even am I? What have I done with my life? I must stop memeing. But without memes...I am nothing. I thought I mattered to you. And you stab me in the back.
Person: omfg what have I done
I'm an intj with my crush being an entp. We aren't together nor are we explicit about our mutual attraction. I feel we work well together; the paradox how we compare+contrast. I'm waiting until I'm 18 to pursue a relationship, yet I'd like to ask about his type. Idk how to phrase this so hopefully you can make something out of the nonsense lol. What aspects of our relationship would be positive/negative and how should we strive to fix them? Along w/ any other comments you may have? Thank you 😙
Hey no problem, it’s what I’m here for! Okay, so INTJ x ENTP can be a struggle, but it’s usually worth it. Things about INTJ in this pair:•May be flustered at how fast and strong ENTP comes on when they’re interested •Need to remember that ENTPs are very open minded and tend to change their opinions a lot (INTJs may be critical of this) •Need to reassure ENTP of relationship status; INTJs are apt to “disappear” for awhile because they need space, and ENTPs are not good at understanding this, oftentimes •Help ENTP build up their ideas. Don’t tear them down brutally. We may act like we don’t care, but we really like our ability to spew awesome ideas, and if you shoot them down, our egos get bruised, which can lead to conflict
Things about ENTP in this pair:•May become frustrated with how slowly INTJs take relationships and starting them up •Need to recognize that INTJs need space •Need to realize that if INTJ is in a relationship with them, then it means they’re serious, and therefore that there is not a super high chance of the INTJ giving up on you on a whim (we can be a bit insecure about this)•Must give INTJ time to talk and explain their ideas and stories•Must remember to commit to plans. Dates will not go well if we keep changing our minds on what time/place. INTJs can get frustrated by this.
Altogether I am a big fan of this couple, and I’m honestly kinda bummed out that my INTJ crush that lasted 2 years turned out to be total scum. When we were at our best (AKA before I really got to know him) we went on “dates” together and we had fun joking around and being smarter than everyone else around us. I definitely recommend it, as long as you’re both good people :) good luck!!
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High Ti things
Being unaffected by guilt trip posts on social media
*Person asks you to solve a problem for them* NOW IS MY TIME TO SHINE *Is unable to solve the problem and person says to never mind* NO WAIT GIMME ANOTHER MINUTE I GOT THIS
*Solves a problem that no one else managed to* *All I Do Is Win by DJ Khaled plays in the background*
*Says something jokingly rude to someone* WAIT WHAT IF THEY THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS AND THINK I HATE THEM NOW
*Sees couple being cute together* Ew *Starts to ponder the logic behind romantic relationships*
Staying up late researching one particular thing you’re interested in
*Person comes to you for emotional support* *Dissects their problem but doesn’t try to solve it, instead gives them some positive and reassuring comments while explaining the logic behind them*
Enjoying the thought processes you have when writing an essay but not the essay writing itself
Science
Feeling like a boss whenever you’re doing something that involves using your Ti and Se/Ne at the same time
Questioning the logic behind something but then choosing to see it from someone else’s point of view and realizing why it is how it is
Having no idea how to interpersonal relationship
Thinking that everyone hates you because of your low Fe when you’re actually well-liked and people enjoy being around you
Trying your best to be warm and empathetic so your logical personality doesn’t alienate other people (especially those with high Fe/Fi)
Noticing logical flaws in works of fiction and having thoughts like “Okay, but (thing) couldn’t possibly happen because (scientific fact)”, “Why did (character) (do something or solve a problem a certain way) when they could have more easily (action or solution that involves something established earlier in the story)?”, “It may not take place in our universe, so it could make perfect sense within the context of its own universe”, and “It’s just fiction, it doesn’t matter, the writer(s) just made a mistake or did that for storytelling purposes nbd”
[This was sent to me as a submission, so I just added an answer to it.]
@sleepylaboneatmosphere:Ayyyyyyyyye. So I may like this intj dude, idk I’m just trying to stop denying it for a second and try walking around with this idea. Anywhooo….of course I’ve done all the research I could on intj affections… He has in his own way should the sudden signs, staring, touching me then drawing away quickly in horror of showing a sign of weakness, A very low-key (yet obvious to me) curiousity in yours truly. I guess what I’m asking is what does this mean for me as an entp.
Answer: Hey there! Some would say you should first ask yourself if you actually like him. BUT as an ENTP I’m more of a “roll with it” type of person xD
So! From your message I noticed that you might actually have an interest for him too. So why not try to get to know him better and then decide how to react to his interest? Yes, from what you said it seems that his interested in you indeed.
Also, as an ENTP who has been in a relationship with an INTJ (and still is), I have to tell you it’s a great fit. I know it may not seem like it, because of the complete absence of common functions, but Ni-Te and Ne-Ti actually work out great. When it comes to dichotomy the I-E and J-P pairs are intriguing differences that help both people grow: the ENTP to get their shit a bit more together and slow down/successfully time-manage their sometimes hectic lives and the INTJ to relax and have some fun out of their comfort zone. There’s a lot more of course, but I’m pretty sure you’ve already read about that. Thing is, we hear a lot about ENTP-INFJ and INTJ-ENFP pairings, but this one is a very good fit too. (plus the fear of hurting the other person’s feelings isn’t so big)
I hope this helps. I gotta admit I didn’t understand exactly what the question was, so I just gave you my overall thoughts on the matter. For anything else, feel free to ask!
I say go for it and good luck!
When I Don't Stop My Ne From Blurting Things Out | INTP Interactions #23
INFP: I have a riddle for you guys!
INFP: What’s black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
INTP: *Ne shoots up so high that it might explode* RED LIPSTICK!!
INFP: What…?
INTP: Hear me out.
INTP: When you go buy it, the thing the lipstick container thing is black. When you use it, you open the black thing and put the red lipstick on. When it runs out, the inside of the container is gray and you throw it away.
INFP: That’s not the answer. The answer is coal…
INTP: But I’m not wrong… I just made up a different right answer!
INTJ quirks I’ve noticed
They care™
LOVE hugging those they care about. If they love you they will glomp you and caress you lots… but in private.
Will procrastinate every obligation they have personally decided is not worth their time (even if it’s really important).
Kinda forget to look after their own body sometimes. Susceptible to bad habits. Will also try to “ignore it“ when they’re freezing and end up with the most terrible cold ever.
“It’s raining and it’s cold? Eh I’ll take the one hour walk home” *hospitalized the following day*
Really, REALLY like it when someone takes care of them. Makes them feel like royalty.
Can have extremely high self-esteem but are never haughty.
Loves the “Evil dictator” INTJ stereotype but actually just wanna be left alone to chill.
Not as loyal as ENTJs. If you truly disappoint them they will remove you from their life without batting an eye, and in some cases without giving you a second chance.
Emotional-manipulation-proof. INTJs literally cannot be manipulated emotionally, they see through it all.
Never go out looking for shit but also never back down if someone else starts shit.
How to tell if an INTJ likes you:
1. They ignore you on purpose.
2. They notice your existence.
3. They are being particularly nice towards you.
4. They interrupt their reading/writing/drawing/studying to talk to you.
5. They ask you to take Myers-Briggs.
6. They tell you you’re probably an INTJ (a compliment of the highest order)
7. You feel that they’re annoyed by you.
8.They tell you how you can improve aspects of your life.
9. They answer the phone.
10. They add your name to the list of those who will be spared when they rise to power.
11. They don’t fall asleep or daydream while you’re talking.
12. They make the effort to talk to you at all.
13. They listen carefully to you without interruption or disagreeing and in the end they smile at you.
14. They stalk you.
15. They smile.
16. They pay you a compliment of any kind.
17.They tell you about times they came up with a great plan and it worked.
18.They tell you about a time they actually felt something.
19.They’ll wonder why you were late for something.
20.They ignore you, think about you often, stalk you and wonder if you notice.
21. They try to act like a human around you.
22. You suspect that they like you.
23. You think that they are giving you rude glares whenever they look at you.
24. They put this list somewhere they hope you will find it.
25. They stare at you when you talk to them or whenever they have the chance.
26. They seem to ignore you, but in actuality they’re listening to everything you’re saying with heightened interest.
27. They analyze everything they say before they say it, and when they do manage to initiate a conversation, an awkward mess of words spills out.
28. They ridicule you in a sarcastic manner, but give your compliments for your ideas and genius a few minutes later.
29. They tell their friends how much of a prick, egomaniac, and self-centered fool you are when they’re oddly attracted to those qualities.
30. They can’t look at you while actually speaking to you despite the staring.
31. You can make them smile or laugh.
32.They recognize your existence.
33. They ask you an innocent, often technical question just to talk to you.
34. They dissect all the fools and idiots surrounding you.
35. They remember your name, even if they haven’t known you for a long time.
36. They try to demonstrate their mental abilities.
37. They give you more than a two word response.
38. They come alive when around you, but keep the conversation completely impersonal.
39. They give you carefully worded responses, intended to ensure the likelihood of continued interactions, whether online or in person.
40. You can make them act in a manner uncharacteristic of an INTJ.
41. They seem unsure of what to do around you.
42. They argue with you, let you (think you) win, and continue to talk to you afterwards in a friendly manner.
43.They bother explaining anything at all.
44. They start cutting back on the painful sarcasm.
45. They try (key word is try) to be funny without sarcasm.
46.They display weird behavior, then observe your response.
47. They take more than 20 seconds to respond to an IM.
48.They watch you when you aren’t looking like a fascinating science experiment or a puzzle.
Elsa’s Palace: a Metaphor for Ni
The creation of Elsa’s ice palace in Frozen’s “Let It Go” sequence is a neat visual metaphor for the workings of Ni (introverted intuition).
It can start as just a little fleeting thought or observation, floating into the back of the mind, hardly noticeable to the conscious:
Ni turns it over in the subconscious, sometimes giving smaller observations or ideas or realizations along the way of the process:
These grow underneath, hidden from full awareness of what is being conceived in the subconscious realm. It all is leading up towards a greater realization or idea in the end:
The original inspiration begins to take on a larger, more complex form, still forming beneath the surface:
It finally emerges in full force into reality, built on many complex pieces that fit together, sometimes seem to come out of nowhere:
What Ni produces can just feel so immediately right, there’s the feeling of it fitting perfectly all over:
When Ni has made the final product of its process clear to the conscious mind, the result can even surprise the Ni user in its scale and complexity:
And it often feels so comfortable and right to trust, it leads the focus forward, unafraid to close the door on questioning the strong feeling and the past:
Functions when they are right and when they are wrong
Ni when it's right: a prophecy
Ni when it's wrong: jumping to conclusions
Te when it's right: spot on organising
Te when it's wrong: paranoic tendencies
Ne when it's right: optimistic, prepared for everything, imaginative
Ne when it's wrong: grave overestimating of a situation's possible outcomes
Ti when it's right: perfect logical and realistic reasoning
Ti when it's wrong: completely biased opinion based on stereotypes
Se when it's right: adventurous, fun, instinctive
Se when it's wrong: recklessly dangerous, thoughtless, impulsive
Fi when it's right: empathic, deep
Fi when it's wrong: selfish, stubborn
Si when it's right: perfect memory
Si when it's wrong: the good ol' days
Fe when it's right: understanding, compassionate,
Fe when it's wrong: manipulative, superficial
for the song asks: INTJ and ENTP
Turn Off The Lights-Panic! At The Disco
I got so sick of being on my ownNow the devil won’t leave me aloneIt’s almost like I found a friendWho’s in it for the bitter endOur consciences are always so much heavier than our egosI set my expectations highSo nothing ever comes out right.
The best ENTP rant/description you’ve never heard
Here’s my take with all the dirt. An ENTP looks great from the outside because we make you laugh, we give you true insightful criticism, we know all about your interests, and really “understand” you -we know logically why you feel like you do, even if you don’t. We find creative “why didn’t I think of that” solutions to not only your life problems but your computer problems too. We can charm your grandparents, your parents, and your friends. We can party with the extraverts, and sit in silence with the introverts. We can talk Trek with nerds, and Baudelaire with artsy-fartsies. You probably didn’t notice us in high school because we were in our embryonic pseudo INTP/INTJ morph. But you got surprised when you saw us back from college break and though we looked different (aka more desirable). We seem now just oh so dreamy and exciting. But all that takes a -lot- of energy. It’s a performance we put on tailor made, on the spot, just for you. Eventually we get tired and the mask slips off. That’s when you think we’re shallow or self-centered, but the truth is, you misunderstood our performance for personal interest. (And maybe we did too — it’s easy to lose yourself as a method actor.) But we’re just as cold and analytical ruthless as the other NTs: We don’t nitpick you apart like an INTJ, or categorize your usefulness like an ENTJ, or test your mental capacity like an INTP. We understand you by (subconsciously) pushing all your secret buttons…for good or bad. Maybe you fell in love with us, but now your angry and conflicted because you don’t understand why we’re suddenly being cold and distant. We’ve retreated — because while we’re good at faking emotion, and logically understanding why people feel a certain way, we’re really terrible at actually handling emotion. We get overpowered by it and annoyed by the illogicalness of it. ( Besides, we’ve already found a new shiny.) Now you hate us…but here is some consolation. We have a built-in nemesis and he’s a real bastard. We turn that critical wide-ranging eye on ourselves. You can’t see it from the outside, but were utter perfectionists in our heads and we relentlessly measure ourselves against the realistically unachievable. Somehow we can’t find the same easy solutions to our problems as to everyone else’s, and we become mired in too many possibilities, haunted by how inadequate our own creative efforts seem to us. We at once believe our own hype, and ruthlessly condemn ourselves. We’ll may you our creations (probably something ½ finished). We secretly want your praise, like an 8 yo child. We don’t accept your garlands though (unless you’re an expert we respect) — because we’ve already judged ourself against Perfection and came out wanting. If you tell us you think it’s good, we won’t believe you. For what you mistook as bravado and arrogance, is really very wry, very sarcastic self-mortification. We can stagnate in our mess of ideas, with no external system of organization to help us move forward. We have brief mad rushes of energy —back, forward, right, left, a random walk of ideas with a net movement of zero. If you’re really smart, being an ENTP is a double curse…because your ideas are loftier, your movements more wide-ranging, your internal critic all the more perniciously accurate. You stand on the shoulders of titans, glimpsing something wonderful across the jungle of possibilities, and sketch out a map. But then it happens: SJ reality. They turn off your water because you forgot to pay the bill. A check bounces because you didn’t know how much money you had in the account. You burn dinner because you’re suddenly obsessed with typing out a manifesto on a blog. You tell a friend you’ll meet him at 7:00 and show up at 9:00. You forget to call your mother on her birthday. You put off simple annoyances (like depositing a check) for weeks. Your mighty creative intuition gets mostly employed to talk your way out of the stupid jams your procrastination landed you in. People with lesser talents, pass you by and you make excuses: (The internal critic says it’s because your stupid and lazy). You don’t get the promotion because while you have a lot of good ideas, you don’t follow through. You’re unreliable. You have no problems expressing your boredom with your job or critiquing your boss publicly in front of his superiors, not realizing the implications. SJ boss now -really- doesn’t like you. You get A’s in some college classes and F’s in others — but all your NT professors still think you’re intelligent, even the one’s giving your F’s, because they’ve fallen for your charms and excuses. But people like you — they think your unique, clever and entertaining, because you are. They give you chances. So you pick yourself up, dust yourself off from your failures, and try again. Maybe you get your self another brilliant ENTP friend and start Apple Computer. Or write Candide. Or invent Quantum Electrodynamics. Or host the Daily Show. Maybe tomorrow. Or Next week. But what you’ll probably do, instead of working on finishing a paper your supposed to be readying for peer review, you’ll spend an hour typing out a cathartic blog post that’s maybe more about your own insecurities than being an ENTP. So is ENTP the best of all the types? Hell yes it is. =)”
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I’ve always loved this so much. I had it as my bio on PersonalityCafe for like a year lol
Accurate Typing: Tertiary Temptation
The tertiary function tends to produce a lot of variation among individuals of the same type. Tertiary behavior is likely to contradict generic or stereotypical type descriptions, so being unaware of its role can often lead to mistyping. The way that the tertiary function manifests largely depends on how psychologically mature and emotionally stable a person is. This function is not expressed very consistently even within an individual, so it is difficult to describe accurately.
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