#intp nerd

[intpnmess]

ENTP: Maybe I'm narcissistic but I think our conversations are just so fucking hilarious! Actual sitcom material or something!

INTP: I think they are more suitable for a therapist but sure

[murderandmbti]

Flirting

ESFP flirting: You're soooo sexy *wink*

INTP flirting: Baby you are hotter than the bottom of a laptop *awkward eye twitch*

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ESFP: *discussing her crush with her friends*

Teacher: You really can´t focus on physics, can you?

ESFP: Me and him…that´s physics!

INFJ: Chemistry, ESFP, chemistry…

ESFP: Sh** :D

INTP: *disinterested, reading* let´s hope it´s not gonna become biology…

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*together at a workshop about data analysis, sitting in a circle with everyone else, INTP freaking out, because she´s gonna have to introduce herself to everyone*

INTP:…

ENFP: What´s wrong?

INTP: I miss my comfort zone…

ENFP: *makes a circle with her arms around INTP*

INTP: *panics* What are you doing?!

ENFP: Re-establishing your personal space

INTP: Oh, …well, I´m not sure if it´s helping…you are just making me uncomfortable…

ENFP:

INTP:

ENFP: I need to go to the bathroom

INTP:

ENFP:

ENFP: Come with me!

INTP: I don’t want to…

ENFP: You´ll have personal space in there!

INTP: Yeah, but if I get up, people will stare…

ENFP: But they’ll stare at me too…

INTP: How would that help?

ENFP:

ENFP: Come with me!

INTP: No

ENFP: Why not?

INTP: I told you!

ENFP: But if you´ll go first, they´ll stare at me!

INTP: No

ENFP:

ENFP: OK, so… what if you´ll go first and then I´ll start dancing to get their attention of you?

INTP:

[intpnmess]

ENTJ: *introduces herself to a large group of people*

INTP: You have my eternal admiration…

ENTJ: *takes a bow*

[intpnmess]

"Please, just let me explain why you are wrong!"

- INTP

[knowitallpoet44-blog1]

That moment when you realize..

You are the most stereotypical INTP girl that ever lived.  Because all that is on your blog is uber nerdy MBTI junk, and random star wars shit... 

[intj-conversations-blog]

epitome of INTP

INTJ (me): Do you have a philosophy you agree with? One you follow?

INTP: I, um, not sure if it’s a philosophy, per se. But I always value rationality above everything. And I… I don’t really use emotions for anything.

INTJ (me): Aw, INTP. *pats you* That’s so cute!

*thinking* holy SHIT IF YOU ONLY KNEW how intp that was !!! Oh my god why aren’t you into myer's-briggs this is ridiculous you are a prime example of inf Fe, why can’t you just??? Be??? You’re soooo INTP!