#intj meme

[dark-wackademia]

not me able to taste my heartbeat but still contemplating another cup of coffee.

[introvert-moments]

Introvert Moment #125

Your monthly friend hangouts all synced up so now you have all of your social events within the same week

[r0se-street]

mbti types as taylor swift lyrics

i think half of these are wrong since im not very invested in the mbti but who cares

istj:

i bury hatchets but i keep maps of where i put 'em

istp:

that you might not be the golden one// and you're tied together with a smile// but you're coming undone

isfj:

and i know it's long gone and// that magic's not here no more// and i might be okay, but i'm not fine at all

estp:

but i'm a fire, and i'll keep your brittle heart warm// all these people think love's for show// but I would die for you in secret// no, i could never give you peace

estj:

is it romantic how all my elegies eulogize me?// i'm not cut out for all these cynical clones// these hunters with cell phones

esfj:

and i'm wearing my heart on my sleeve// i'm alone, on my own// and that's all i know// i'll be strong, i'll be wrong

enfj:

i'm still on that tightrope// i'm still trying everything to get you laughing at me// i'm still a believer but I don't know why

entp:

so we could call it even// you could call me babe for the weekend// and the road not taken looks real good now

entj:

they say I did something bad// then why's it feel so good?// this is how the world works// you gotta leave before you get left

enfp:

we're happy, free, confused and lonely at the same time // it's miserable and magical

esfp:

we play dumb but we know exactly what we're doin'// 'cause baby, I could build a castle// out of all the bricks they threw at me

intj:

i've been having a hard time adjusting// i had the shiniest wheels, now they're rusting// i just wanted you to know// that this is me trying

intp:

they expected me to find somewhere// some perspective, but i sat and stared

infp:

i'm a mirrorball// i can change everything about me to fit in// i've never been a natural// all I do is try, try, try

infj:

we fall in love 'til it hurts or bleeds, or fades in time// we learn to live with the pain// mosaic broken hearts

isfp:

honey i rose up from the dead, i do it all the time || life was never worse but never better

[sashaart]

INTJ admitting feelings ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ~~

[blogoftheintj]

INTJs on Valentine’s Day:

INTJ: ugh, I hate Valentine’s and I hate love and romance.

INTJ, a few moments later: *sitting in front of the tv, curled in a blanket while watching sappy romance movies*

[theinkedintj]

For my favorite INTJ woman:

@thatmysterywriter 😉

[staryglen]

Things I’ve heard INTJs say part 1

*jokingly aggressive* I AM GOING TO ORGANIZE AND EVERYONE IS GOING TO LOVE IT!!

[xxjewellynwatts]

me: yeah sure i’d love to get into a relationship with someone, know what it’s like to love and be loved and stuff

my INTJ ass: BUT ideally, before we get to that, it’d be better if it was in the form of a contract whereby each of the parties clearly stipulate what they expect from each other during the relationship so that there are no stupid quarrels over shit that could’ve been predicted and therefore easily avoided-

me: nevermind i’m better off alone. too hard to predict relationships.