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INTJ x INTP is my favourite combination.

Real conversation between my INTJ and the INTP me

over text:

INTP: Hi good morning

Can fish sneeze?

INTJ: ...........was it whisky?

INTP: Huh?

INTJ: ......I was asking the type of alcohol you've been obviously drunk with

Are you sure you aren't drunk?

INTP: clearly I am not

Am I texting like I’m drunk?

Have you not learned to expect this weirdness from me?

INTJ: .............because it's outright ridiculous

INTP: Me, an INTP with strong INFP traits?

INTJ: ........right! I forgot;

You're being an INTP rn And no, fishes don't sneeze but they do burp

INTJ: *slamming fist on table* thats it- i REFUSE to indulge in anymore of your stupid discussions, its such a waste of time and i-

INTP: *interrupting* If centaurs have six limbs are they insects?

INTJ: *struggling (and failing) to control self* NOW LISTEN HERE-

*cue a intense four hour discussion complete with citations and footnotes*

INTJ: *talking about what happens when there is a plan going on* well because in general who freak out is INTP...

INTP: I normally am the most calm and relaxed.

INTP: I mean, now I am.

INTJ: I admit last two years I lost my shit and freaked out...

INTP: noticed.

No, because this is NTs in a nutshell in every meme i come across:

If you get the chance to do something great in this world, what would you do?

entj: Rule it.

intj: Change it, be it for better or for worse.

entp: ruin it *menace to society noises*

intp: .....huh? Sorry i zoned out, what were you saying?

xntx boys (analysts)

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