#intj conversations

[staryglen]

Real conversation between my INTJ and the INTP me

over text:

INTP: Hi good morning

Can fish sneeze?

INTJ: ...........was it whisky?

INTP: Huh?

INTJ: ......I was asking the type of alcohol you've been obviously drunk with

Are you sure you aren't drunk?

INTP: clearly I am not

Am I texting like I’m drunk?

Have you not learned to expect this weirdness from me?

INTJ: .............because it's outright ridiculous

INTP: Me, an INTP with strong INFP traits?

INTJ: ........right! I forgot;

You're being an INTP rn And no, fishes don't sneeze but they do burp

[welcometomymindyouhavebeenwarned]

A colleague from a different team managed to get under my (INTJ) skin over a simple customer issue which he wasn’t understanding no matter how dumbed down I explained it.

I reported him to my team lead & naturally I sent a short rant to my Slavic boyfriend (ENFJ) and his response made me love him even more. ♥️

[intjandothers]

People: How can you be in a relationship with INTJ? They are the scariest and most oppressive person I’ve ever met.

ENFP: What? INTJ is a cinnamon bun.

INTJ: *murderously glares at everyone else while carrying ENFP’s purse*

[bi-in-bitch-ace-in-disgrace]

INTJ culture is like "i can't stand arguing with people".

*3 seconds later*

BUT THEY'RE WRONG, HOLD MY BAG.

[intj-aesthetics]

that daydream was too close to being possible and now I made myself sad

[bigstaryeyes]

*reads posts about how INTP is an INTJ magnet*

"Pffft I've never met an intj in my LIFE, this is a lie."

My best friend who is an intj and all her favorite anime characters are intps: 👁👄👁

[nyxacallis]

How to tell if an INTJ likes you:

They actually close their book and put it down to have a conversation with you.

[trashynarcissist]

Intj Conversations

Intj: I'm such an asshole

Infp: Well you are a fine asshole

Intj: ...