The indecisive INFP™, with an annoyed INTP and INTJ
INTP: INTJ, can you stop INTJ-ing?
INTJ: What the hell?
INTP: No, like, stop being too… INTJ-ey.
INTJ: Is that even a word?
INTP: Well now it is.
INTJ: No it isn’t! INTJ isn’t even an adjective.
INTP: Well I added an ‘-ey’ at the end, so it is!
INTJ: Says who?
INTP: Me, of course!
INTJ: *sees INFP in the distance* Hey INFP, who do you think is correct?
INFP, who has been eavesdropping for the past 5 minutes: W-what?
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Te: S***, who do we agree with?
Ne: INTJ isn’t an adjective, but when ‘-ey’ is added to it, it becomes an adjective.
Te: SO WHOSE SIDE IS THAT?
Fi: Our side.
Te: Great. Now they’ll BOTH hate us.
Ne: Who gives a f***?
Si: No, I don’t think they’d be offended. They’re not that sensitive.
Te: Yeah, but we’d leave a bad impression!
Fi: Guess what…
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INTxs: *awkward silence*
INTP: You there? Hey, Earth to INFP-
INFP: Um. Yes.
INTJ: Who do you agree with? *death glares at INFP*
INFP: … Both?
INTxs: THAT’S RIDICULOUS- You cannot possibly agree- It’s a dichotomy!
INFP: No, really. INTJ isn’t an adjective, but it is once ‘-ey’ is added-
INTJ: I regret asking you.
