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[mountaindook]

Was reading something and there was a mention dark has a “seduction” power or whatever, which I think is very funny for us Asexual DAs….that shit ain’t working brother sorry

[sneezemaster]

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[kring-kroll]

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[timbertumbr]

Reset (Darkiplier X Reader)

First Markiplier Ego, HERE WE GO! Slight spoilers of A Date With Markiplier. Also, using some personal headcanons if that’s okay with you guys. <3

“Shoot him! He’s Dark!”

“No no, I’m Mark He’s Dark!” 

You’re so done with this shit. All you wanted was a normal day. But nooooo, Actor HAD to drag you into his stupid story. Now you have to choose between the asshole that is the Actor or the one that is least likely going to get you killed. 

Left

Right

Left

Right

BANG! 

And down goes the asshole, you’ve been in this loop far too many times to know which is which.

“You made the right call. Come here, it’s-” You place your hand over the doppelganger and point to your mouth.

“Oh… Right, I forgot you were aware,” He said before shifting back to his original form and rolling his neck. He snaps his fingers and you start to cough violently.

“Jesus christ… First is was the heist loop then it’s this?” You say hoarsely, rubbing your dried-out throat. Dark raises a brow.

“Are you okay?”  

“No, obviously not. Why does he keep trying to put me in these scenarios?” Dark frowned and the world around you glitched, you were now back in Ego Inc, Dark’s office specifically. Thank god.

“Thank goodness. Good to be home. It’s a good thing he always has you in these scenarios huh?” You turn to look at him and see he’s just staring at you.

“Dark? You okay bud?” He shakes his head.

“I’m fine. You better go find Wilford, he’s probably worried sick about you,” You cross your arms and raise a brow.

“That’s bullshit and you know it. Wilford doesn’t worry a whole lot and you are certainly not okay!” He blinked in surprise and stared at you. A few minutes pass by and he finally sighs.

“What if… What if he hurt you? What if he killed you and we’d have no way to get you back no matter how many times the scenario reset?” You frowned, you’d been there to witness the terrible things at the manor so Dark referring to himself as multiple people was… worrying. Very worrying. 

“Dark, Actor may have caused some awful events but there are certain rules to the twisted worlds he creates, one of them is always allowing me to reset. And I don’t think he wants to kill his ‘star’ anytime soon,” Dark just continued to stare at you, you sigh and opened your arms out, offering a hug. Dark moved quickly, wrapping his arms around you securely and resting his head on top of yours. You hugged back and listened to the slowed, warped heartbeat keeping his broken body going.

“How long have you been thinking about this?”

“. . . too long,” He tightened his grip ever so slightly, you smile.

“Well, at least you’re honest, unlike a certain someone I know,” He huffed in slight amusement before letting you go.

“We don’t speak of this, agreed?” 

“Agreed. Now, want to grab some snacks and see what the other egos are up to?”

“You can get the snacks, I’ll see what the other egos are up to,” 

“Is that your way of offering to carry my snacks?”

“Absolutely not,” 

“Eh, worth a shot,” You open his office door and do a little bow.

“After you, Prince of Darkness,”

“You’re lucky I tolerate you,” With a small smirk, he leaves the office and waits outside for you. You close the door and lock it with his key, tossing it to him when you were done. He looks at you with a raised brow.

“Yancy may have taught me a few things during the first few resets of Heist,” You explain with a smile before booping his nose.

“And I’ll always be here to annoy the shit out of you. TO SNACK LAND!” You yell before running down the hall, he sighs in defeat knowing it would be pointless to tell you to not run in the halls and just simply followed you at a leisurely pace. He’s grateful for you being here, whether you know it or not. 

Want to Request? Please Read this before you do so.

[toadstown]

Unus Annus: *ends*

Us: Yay, now Mark has more time for ego vids!

Mark: ITS LUNKY TIME

[kaistar03]

Unus Annus is going to be over in 6 hours & 10 minutes of this post, It’s been a year, an odd year but Unus Annus made it so much better. Memento Mori everyone!

[number1120]

Whumptober 3: Held At Gunpoint

"G-get away from me!" Wilford's hand shook as he pointed his silver six shooter at Dark's chest. "What have you done to me friends? To my Damien!?

Dark held up his hands to show that he didn't have any weapons on him. "Wilfrod, it's me--"

"It's William!" He shouted back. " I don't know this... this Wilford is!" His eyes ere fighting between dark and light, two forces not stopping to breathe. "I don't know you--"

Dark swallowed the lump forming in the back of his throat as he reached for him again, his hand touching the barrow of the gun. He felt his darken arua fall around him and he felt his blue light shine lightly. He felt relaxed when he said what he would always sing to his friend, his love, when they are alone, "My love, my love, my fearless love, I will not say good-bye. Sea's may raise, skies may fall, but my love will never die."

Wilfor--William lowered his gun slowly as he kept his eyes on him, responding, "Go on, go on, go bravely on, into the blackest night. Seas my rise, skies my fall, my love will never die."

His gun fell to the ground and his arms open. Dark isn't one for hugs, but he fell into his arms like a simple grain of salt in the waters.