#ips-n nelson

[vexwerewolf]

It's been way too long since I made one of these. I, Vex Lancerfunny, have not actually been bringing the Lancerfunnies. Today, I correct this.

Behold: SPEED.

[albatross-lancer]

[butch-pilot]

being in a fast mech must feel incredible, almost defying physics as you speed around larger mechs, slashing at their vital points and watching them collapse under their own weight as you sever the metal joints, being pressed back in your seat from the velocity and only able to stay conscious because of the drugs being pumped into you

[redwingpilot]

just gonna throw my metaphorical hat in the ring:

[snickersnek]

Imagining a Barbarossa handing it's briefcase to a size 1 mech and they're just teetering around trying to stay upright with the Comically Large Ammo Crate in their arms

Imagine paralyzing a Swallowtail by just gently placing a massive box of munitions on the main body and walking away.

Needless to say most 0.5 frames consider a gently-tossed ammo crate a deadly weapon.

[paladin-official]

Dear followers, today I played with my PNGs like dolls. Y'all gotta do this it's the most fun I had all month.

The gang goes to Valhalla (Halo 3). Fuck if I know.

Also the knight in the foreground is me personally and the frog is @sophibug who kindly asked to be in the image

Also also it's mandatory to listen to this song while viewing this image:

[straight-up-lancing-it]

Idk why but I imagine the average Nelson Pilot just has the opening of Fortunate Son blaring during their turn in combat.

[lancersafetysigns]