terrified of responsibility

i'm what you get if you hit "generate similar character" 3-4 times on the default white man- store-brand generic | also a snek | 30+ | i like games | don't usually reblog lewd but it can happen

[milfyspamton]

anyone remember what these things are called like little cartoony expressive doohickies i think they have a real name but i can’t remember

[milfyspamton]

im not fucking crazy.

[milfyspamton]

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

[evengirlierballs]

They're squeans I'm pretty sure! If they pop like that anyway. But the term for this kind of "symbol to refer to the general vibe of something in art" is called "Emanata" because it emanates from a person or object.

[creepymutelilbugger]

what the fuck. comics are magic

[charlesoberonn]

somebody put a quimpsy spurl on my blorbo

[eirapparent]

she quimps on my jarns til I nittles

[probablygoodrpgideas]

Redeemed villain who can do level drain stuff but they can't level on their own so the party has to regularly sacrifice some of their levels to them or they'll get underpowered

[snickersnek]

I read this so hard as a kink thing that it was only until the second read I noticed the op's name.

Anyway- same scenario but a kink thing. Power dynamics, role reversal, magical draining, you see how this could go.

[quietwingsinthesky]

you should come within biting range. no reason

[moggettt]

wolfin out

[mevil]

[snickersnek]

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

You don’t have to love your body

[naamahdarling]

I really needed to read this today. Thank you.

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[prokopetz]

Pulling a reverse load-bearing boss and setting up a contingency spell triggered by my own death so that if the heroes kill me a cursèd citadel of iron and bone will spontaneously construct itself right in the middle of their stupid town.

[snickersnek]

Kiting you put of town and near the mountain dungeon to try and get the curséd citadel of iron and bone to spawn in a spot where it clips into the mountain and lets me access the treasure vault and bypass the boss chamber (CitaSkip)

[hemipenal-system]

porn addiction isn’t real but it would be hot if it was

[hemipenal-system]

oOoOoOoOo you want to give all your money to hot snake women with their tiddies out in your computer

[shakyfoundations]

A mech discord server with a vent channel where all the messages are just ‘FWSSHHHHHH -heat level reduced’

[missstrogen]

I've said this before but it bears repeating. You need to stop drowning yourself in irony and fake selves. Say something true and beautiful today or else.

[missstrogen]

You need to be earnest. You need to stop hiding yourself into falsehoods, before you can no longer separate them from you. There is no difference between pretending to do something as a bit and doing it earnestly, given time. You need to be earnest.

[missstrogen]

You cannot assemble a self out of bits and jokes and trolling. Speak with your heart open and bleeding, rather than see it covered in layers of poison

[evilwizard]

say no more

[aesungaia]

Rumor has it that if you get the highest possible grade in every class in Comprehension Castle, then boot up the game after 11:00 PM, there's a secret bonus class that's like an entire second game

[daily-pokemon-polls]

You are trying to move into an apartment with your favorite Pokemon. The building is strict about which Pokemon are allowed inside but it’s super affordable. How hard do you think it will be to convince the landlord to let you keep it in the building?

Easy as can be, perfect apartment dweller

Might take some convincing

Basically a coin flip

It will be an uphill battle but I might be able to, while saying goodbye to my deposit

No increased rent, deposit or argument could convince any landlord to let us in

You are trying to move into an apartment with your favorite Pokemon. The building is strict about which Pokemon are allowed inside but it’s super affordable. How hard do you think it will be to convince the landlord to let you keep it in the building?

Easy as can be, perfect apartment dweller

Might take some convincing

Basically a coin flip

It will be an uphill battle but I might be able to

No increased rent, deposit or argument could convince any landlord to let us in

I am the landlord/other/results

Voting ended onMay 15

[cloudchomps]

typhlosion can just do that

[systemsearcher]

The Elder Scrolls headcanon

It's a seldom mentioned fact, because most men and mer are too embarrassed to admit it, but Argonians are actually the unstated, secret sex symbol on Nirn. Virtually everyone is attracted to them, but virtually nobody is brave enough to actually go out and say that they find lizards hot.

Nobody knows what the origin point of that attraction is, but the most common theory is that it, as so many other things about Nirnian culture, comes back to dragons.