So, I just realised that there may be some of you out there who don't know Hank, or maybe only know him at a passing glance from scattered memories of the 90s show, or you just saw a big fuzzy blue man with cute glasses and hit follow.
If that last one applies to you, incredibly based, thank you, I appreciate you.
But I figured it might be good for you to get an idea of just who he is and what you can expect from him!
He's a goddamn hippie.
2. He fucks.
3. He likes to hang upside down for reasons.
4. You can bounce a quarter off his ass.
5. He can piece together a human body by memory.
6. He didn't always used to look like this.
7. He likes Oingo-Boingo!
8. He has an evil counterpart called Dark Beast who's kind of an asshole!
9. He finds it hard to maintain a consistent look.
10. He's taught at Harvard!
11. He once jumped into space without a helmet to save the woman he loves.
12. He's going through a bit of Bond villain phase in the comics at the moment. Don't worry 'bout it.
13. He's been to the Dr. Seuss dimension!
14. He has a catchphrase!
15. He likes to poke fun!
16. Even when he's evil, he's kinda cute, tbh.
17. He can be a damned idiot sometimes.
18. He had a short lived career as a wrestler!
19. He and Dazzler have something special.
20. In an alternate universe, he was Pope!
21. He has a soul.
22. He's been awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom nine times!
23. He's factored that.
24. If you piss him off, he just kinda starts stripping???
25. He had a puppy called Sassafras! (It's a kind of deciduous plant.)
26. He was the initiator of the first male-male kiss in a Marvel comic!
27. He gets scared sometimes.
28. He cured a genetically engineered virus from 1,000 years in the future (with some help from his friends)!
Everybody knows this is the guy who should’ve replaced Rollins to be the new Authority’s golden boy. He might not be as handsome as him, Ambrose, Reigns or Orton, but he has two very important features: talent and charisma, just like my beloved Architect. Soon after Seth, he is the best heel ever, and this is the reason I love him.
Yes, I FUCKING LOVE KEVIN OWENS!!Â
Bonus pics:Â
Some unreleased cutenessÂ
Hey look at that superhero taking a pic with Batman! *__*
My boyfriend and I exchanged Christmas presents a week early lmao
He got me MW3 and other stuff, and I got him Batman Arkham City along with other goodies as well. Teehee. This is the first time I've ever gotten a Christmas present from a boyfriend, so this was new! And I received more than one gift and spent more on him than anyone else, so that was even newer.
Teach me your fascinating ways. Teach me to grow your face. Teach me how you manage to be born anew every morning. In short, I make you a sporting offer. Teach me all these things, and I will teach your team how to play cricket.