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mike’s hard problem of consciousness

Shane having First Bite Syndrome is now an important headcanon for me so please let me posit an item for the consideration of the forum:

Sometimes when he sucks Ilya's dick his mouth waters so hard that it activates his first bite syndrome. This happened the First Time. The first bite syndrome made the head go crazy. "Too much too good." Three cheers for idiopathic sympathetic nerve pain Let's Go idiopathic sympathetic nerve pain.

#first bite syndrome is apparently quite common amongst people on the spectrum #Make of that what you will #Shane Hollander #Hollanov #Heated Rivalry #first bite syndrome the first time you suck a dick call THAT First Bone Syndrome #Is that anything.#This is also why he makes That Face when he eats sometimes. in case you were wondering.

please tell us about the pinkling (pink tiefling)

OUR HERO: tavvers, a baby tiefling with nothing to her name but wide-eyed dreams of adventure. OUR SCENE: the streets of baldur’s gate. OUR MENTOR FIGURE/VILLAIN OF THE PIECE/SECRET THIRD THING: a jaded ex-adventurer turned criminal, who sees the young orphan’s adorable face and clever hands as a perfect tool for cons, all for the low low price of “mentorship” and something like a home

“mentorship” involved a lot of overly harsh criticism and telling tavvers she was never going to cut it out there in the Big Wide World. all the same, tavvers was very eager to learn and her wits were as quick as her footwork, so she picked up a lot. despite her mentor’s attempts to scam her out of more work than was promised, our plucky youngster, finally grown up, took off into the wilds with her very first party, seeking fame and fortune.

it went Quite Badly.

tavvers only survived because she was rescued by passing harpers. (perhaps even by a particular lady druid we all know and love...?) the harpers were eager to convince her that they saw her potential, that with training and help she could become the hero she’d always wanted to be. but tavvers, disappointed in herself, frightened, and finally convinced that her mentor was right, did what she’d always done best... nicked a few important-looking things and fled when they weren’t looking.

on her return to baldur’s gate, she found that her mentor’s enemies had struck in her absence, leaving the old woman injured and friendless. tavvers is smart enough to know it was never really loving care... but she still can’t abandon the closest thing she has to family. with her lifelong purpose abandoned, it’s not like she has any other plans. these days she settles for scraping by with small cons and heists to keep a roof over both their heads, trying not to think about where her life is headed now. meanwhile, her mentor tries to live with the fact that someone she really only took advantage of is now taking care of her, and how little satisfaction there actually is in seeing those annoying wide eyes and idealistic dreams disappear. they both continue to attempt zero earnest straightforward communication about any of this.

the only thing both of them are sure of is this: tavvers is here to stay, absolutely done with the Big Wide Scary World outside the city.

Unfortunately, Squids.

deposited many miles from home, tavvers is scared and uncertain of her chances, but determined to a) rally her newfound friends and not lose them like her last party, b) do her best for her fellow tieflings, because she might not be much good but she knows nobody better ever shows up for the likes of them, and c) make it back to baldur’s gate before either she dies/squiddifies out here in the Big Scary, or something happens at home and she really loses her mentor for good this time. how hard can that be

#thats my first pass at her story anyway.#is that anything.#this is more lore and less actually telling you abt her ig #she’s a swashbuckler rogue with deception expertise #genuinely a bit pathetic but it’s really hard to tell where that stops and where she’s #doing it on purpose to 🥺 the party into submission. make no mistake she will have them #wrapped around her finger and knows exactly what she’s doing. fortunately she’s literally nice.

stuart little has been elected the next squeaker of the mouse

#is that anything.

ive never ever seen the fisher before today, its enclosure has all these fun ramps and suspended bridges so i was looking up there and in the trees but in the end...