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[r4t-g0d]

in a sadomasochistic relationship with my laptop, I test it's limits and it whirrs it's fans for more

[nightmarishsomething]

Love it when my juice box makes me work for it at the end. Have to shove my straw deeper and suck harder to taste all the last drops. See the box get all crumpled up in my hands like I've sucked the life out of it, but it's never enough. "Keep going, big guy," the box whispers to me. And so I suck and suck until my straw is nothing but a wet, disgusting noodle, having outlived its usefulness. And then I'm on to the next juice box, like the whore I am. Very sexually liberating feeling.

[peydawgz]

I love you rollercoaster you are so amazing and beautiful and so many people adore you. Everyone from everywhere. I think about rollercoaster every day. Special Contraption of fun.

[zomboydog]

wait is it not the normal experience to think calculators and computers r hot. like when has a calculator or computer wronged u. when have u asked your calculator a question and she didn’t give you an answer. the correct answer nonetheless. we stan an intelligent queen. also computers r just hot idk what to tell u

[abaraxas-calibrator]

i’m just saying that if i owned that house i’d figure out a way to have sex with it

[crisismoth]

miss mmy box there was this perfectly square box with a good texture and it was heavy but not too heavy and the weight was evenly ditrsibuted and it was taped nicely like it was just a cube hashtag my cube but also it was cold it was something perishable so dry ice was inside and the box was cold and hugging it felt so nice and icant stop thinking about it. hashtag my box. i love you :( mu box

[fynposting]

Hi guys sorry I've been gone for a while (I say like I'm a big deal)

Uh uhhhhhhh love your computer 👍