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Donald: No! It would go against my moral compass.

Buzz: Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel.

Holley: The human body is 70% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety.

Donald: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I’m more like an anxiety pickle.

Sophie: Who ate all the chocolate?

Anna: I was depressed, okay?

Sophie: But all 150 of them?

Anna: I was really depressed, okay?

Drizella: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Megara: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Bill: Nick tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Donald: [lying underneath a Christmas tree] Hello.

Buzz: [unimpressed] What are you doing?

Donald: Just reminding you that I'm a gift.

Buzz: Get out from under the tree

Dory: Do you want to talk about your feelings?

Ziggy: I don't. I just want to yell.

JJ: How would you like your coffee?

Tommy: As dark and bitter as my soul.

JJ: One vanilla latte with extra sugar, coming right up.

Robin: A theif.

Bill: Thief?

Robin: Theif.

Bill: "I" before "E" except after "C".

Robin: Thceif.

Bill: No.

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