#it does count

[femaleheroes]

[hefty-hunk-of-jade]

Homophobic Ancestors | Sinsir Homafóbacha

In English | As Béarla:

In Irish | As Gaeilge:

[maximura]

[gotmetalkinginmysleep]

How does he know when I’m emo huh? How? Also... Joon... a SnapBack. A FUCKING SNAPBACK? YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

[headcanonsforcompanions]

Does Tali the cat that acts more like a dog than a cat count? (first time didn’t send so fingers crossed!)

[bellytochin]

@eisiramdeus asked: go off on your alder spree my king

send a skull to see my muse kill someone in front of yours // accepting

He watches, eyes glued to the sky, as the plane plummets towards the ground in a firey wreck. Distantly, he can hear Nick cheering over the radio, even as Alder eyes the way the door to the cockpit is wrenched open and the youngest Seed brother escapes before the flames consumed him. Eyes track the way he pulls the cord, his parachute flaring up to halt his fall.

"I'm heading to the bunker now, brothers and sisters! Lock it down!"

And Alder knew he could not let that happen.

He whistles sharply at his big cat, and the duo book it after the Seed, aiming to stop him before he reached those iron doors. He had the only key. If he made it, there would be no way they'd be able to get everyone out of there...!

The duo rush up the path, Peaches swiftly veering off course in an attempt to try and cut the man off before he could even see her do so. Alder can see the hideous back of the plane jacket the youngest seed loved so much, and Alder yells after him, "I'd stop if I were you!!!"

"You think he's wrong! That he's insane!! What if he's right?!" John hollers over his shoulder but does not stop his sprint...if he could really call that a sprint. "What if this whole world is on the brink?!"

He nears the stairs, ripping his key off his neck and fumbling to put in the slot, Alder a few feet behind him. Shit!

Alder hears him laugh, relieved over the prospect of actually escaping...and Alder whistles sharply.

A tan blur rushes from the left, striking faster than a cobra with sharp talon-like nails hooking into the flesh of John's leg and dragging him towards the ground. The man screeches, the noise cut off sharply as Alder finally slows to a stop, wincing as the cougar's fangs close over John's throat.

Well....shit.

[pr-iya]

Does meticulously picking the seeds out of my watermelon count as procrastination?

[spectralarchers]

Oh my gooddddddddddd that Skyfall story!!!! So can we be best friends now? Because I would totally go along with you to get this stuff, and laugh at you as you tried to carry it home :D The closest story I have to that is my friend giving me a Thor TDW poster for my birthday cos she worked at the movies and knew how much I wanted it. Though another friend has been laughing at me lately because I keep buying clothes that Wanda Maximoff would wear, does that count? :3

It does count! As long as it’s an embarrassing story and that other people think of you as a bit of an idiot/freak/crazy/strange person, it absolutely counts.

(You get extra bonus points if you embarrass other people in public. With a lot of other people).