#it folds

[splittheganthony]

I personally think we should all talk a bit more about the lil jiggle

[forgottenbones]

[kogito-mojito]

Bruno sings My Money Don’t Jiggle Jiggle

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Idk why I made this but enjoy 😜

[shawcl]

my money don’t jiggle jiggle

[what-do-i-do-with-all-my-ocs]

My sister, while kicking gently at me:

Your booty so jiggle jiggle, it folds

[isaywordz]

My money does, in fact, jiggle jiggle.

[foreverthirty1]

The year is 2052. The alien invasion was successful; the human apocalypse is almost complete. There is a knock on my bunker door. He looks human. Who can tell anymore? There is only one way to find out. I bravely crack the door. You must answer me one time, I tell him solemnly, to prove you are my kind. He nods, looking around nervously. I can see the whites of his eyes. I can sense his fear. I take a deep breath.

“My money don’t jiggle jiggle.”

He closes his eyes. Breathes a sigh of relief. He whispers.

“It folds.”

We will survive.

With god as witness we will survive.