I Say Words

Big pile of books

[isaywordz]

When I was a kid, my class watched the movie Holes as a class. After we watched the part about Hector and Stanley eating the onions to stay alive, I convinced my friends that the actors actually ate the white part of the watermelon (just before the rind) shaped like onions because Shia LaBeouf was allergic to onions. This girl, Carly really backed me up on it and believed in me so true that she ate that part of the watermelon to show everyone I was telling the truth. Carly, if you’re still out there, I’m sorry. I don’t know why I lied like that.

[isaywordz]

Moving to New York to be closer to family. By family I of course mean Zohran Mamdani, a man who is in no way related to me but I feel closer to than my own hypothetical child.

[isaywordz]

Since Oliver Tree died (RIP) I think I’m going to honor him by start a rumor that he knew his fate from the beginning and has been leaving hints in all his songs. It’s what he would’ve wanted.

[offishly]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me there's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[isaywordz]

I always assumed the way you contact Jeff Bezos is to upload a video/file labeled “Bambi’s Mother, still alive? (Photo evidence)” to the Amazon cloud. An alert will go off at headquarters that immediately displays the file in front of Bezos. Wait 5-7 business days and he will send an AI created parakeet with human feet to read you the official response.

[laziestgorl]

Happy murder a politician day!

[isaywordz]

Finally, an American holiday I can get behind!

[isaywordz]

I think once we get this cloning thing down, the first person we clone is Ms. Rachel. Of course, that clone will be evil. But if we clone that clone then she will be good! It’s a process, but it’ll be worth it

[isaywordz]

Ski is how sky should be spelt and sky is how ski should be spelt

[isaywordz]

Realizing I have free will and painting all of the bottoms of my shoes red

[isaywordz]

If you ever need encouragement to learn a new language, just know that half the Real Housewives of Miami understood the whole halftime show of the Super Bowl 2026 and you didn’t.

[isaywordz]

Why does Guy Fieri look like a Boyle cousin all of a sudden?

[isaywordz]

The first part of Rhode Island is actually an acronym for Real Housewives of Delusion Eyeland

[isaywordz]

I hate the year I caved and downloaded TikTok. I learned way too much about Jojo Siwa.

[64mpg]

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

[64mpg]

ads targeted to men: this product will NOT make you gay seriously

[sailatina2-deactivated20251222]

Here's a thing you whiteys like to do. You minimize racism to only its most obvious form. The only true racism is when you wear a Klan hood or when you say the N word. Addressing more subtle forms of racism? That's just silly! Actually, you're the one who's minimizing it here, because as we know racism is only its most extreme self.

Surely, I have nothing to gain by implying I cant be racist if im just polite enough.

[isaywordz]

I’m ageless but not like The Age of Adaline kind of way more in the scary witch way.

[isaywordz]

Good news everyone! I increased the text size of everything on my phone. Everything is much more cartoonish and whimsical at this size