#it sounds fancy

[endominator]

She cant tell whether Bio is flirting with her or not

[antiquepearlss]

The headcanons about Naveen Rogers are making me wonder, do you think Eugene would take Rapunzel's last name?

Oh he absolutely would. Eugene Der Sonne has a nice ring to it.

[spockfallsinlove]

AOS stands for the Castlevania game Aria of Sorrow

ah, yes. *sips wine* that game

[synthaphone]

also @neopets-is-not-a-dating-site​ traded me a robot kiko, so now i have him for real!

Viarnne is a really good name- I’m tempted to combine that name and Oliver into, like, Oliviarnne, so i can still shorten it to Ollie, but that might be dumb? i could also just change it to Viarnne straight up, because again, its a good name

[sunmoonnie]

my new fav word flamboyant. i think its truly an amazing word

[cartoonnonsensegirl]

This time around in “Birthright”

Newest Members of the team:

Clumsy Maid who can’t do anything to save her life (seriously, why don’t her weapons do any damage?)

Baby Dragon (see plot for details)

Lil’ Cheese (again, see plot for more)

Pineapple Taco Jr. (not as bratty, just competitive)

So far now:

We met some snowy werewolves (And boy, those guys are scary! Nick Wilde as the human/animal hybrid character is better)

*Angela Ziegler voice*: “Genji, I was too late!”

Clumsy Maid meets up with us

Bratty Pineapple was a little under the weather

We find Maid #2 at the Sahara resort in Nohrian Vegas

Disney Villain™ attempts to stop us

Bratty Pineapple is doing better

Maid #2! HOW COULD YOU?!!?!!

Don’t you dare... now Clumsy Maid can never forget this horrifying ordeal that’s been burned into her mind!!!

Scary forest you see in Disney Princess movies

Tomato Malfoy makes his entrance. Though with those gravestones, it could be set to the tune of “Thriller”.

The Faceless just keep on comin’! Seriously, we just had to go around and take out Tomato Malfoy to put an end to it.

And introducing Tomato Malfoy’s sidekicks, the Nohrian Frat Boys!

Frat Boy #1 apparently took a liking to Clumsy Maid. Frat Boy #2 has a flair for the dramatic.

Both were defeated anyway. Frat Boy #1 and Tomato Malfoy were taken out by the High Noon Katana.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPEAT: THE IS IS NOT A DRILL!!! I. Have. S-Supported. The. HIGH NOON LOBSTER KING!!!

He apparently either sits in my Private Quarters at the table, or takes long naps.

Rescued a baby dragon out in a field. And his name is Kana, not “Llizardface”! (tbh, that part cracked me up)

Introducing Hoshido’s breakout rap star... Lil’ Cheese!

Oh, and Bratty Pineapple married Denim Fashionista. They’ve got a beautiful and healthy baby boy.

So we got a teleporting book instead of a telephone book, and we got transported to meet some crazy old hermit (Ben Kenobi, anyone)? He put us through like several tiers of trial to receive some knowledge (and a Yato 2.0).

Later, we met with Disney Villain™ sorcerer again, in the belly of a beast. We escaped before we could be digested.

Also, there are apparently waterfalls made of lava in Nohr. So they’re technically lava-falls. Also, what’s up with those rock monsters?

And now for burning questions!

Question #1: What is the world is a Fimbulvetr?! Did someone just slam the keys on the keyboard when they came up with that?

Question #2: Why can’t my Felicia do any damage to the enemy units?

Question #3: Did Treehouse really think that “Shinonome” and “Kisaragi” are too tedious for Americans to pronounce? I mean, I’m fine with “Shiro” and “Kiragi”, but I wonder why the drastic name change. I’ve heard other names in this game were also changed (Eponine→Nina, Tsukuyomi→Hayato, and Nishiki→Kaden, etc.), but the only one I can understand being changed is “Marx” to “Xander”, probably to avoid jokes and accusations of Communism (though I’m pretty sure that wasn’t the intention).

[surrounded-by-smiling-corpses]

//ok so who needs a bodyguard who also babysits

[lucillesballs]

The ship shall be called Lucirunties because thats the best I could come up with

ALL ABOARD