OP blocked me for saying this, but I'll say it again here, this isn't even a joke, he actually says this in the movie.
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OP blocked me for saying this, but I'll say it again here, this isn't even a joke, he actually says this in the movie.
with RTD speed running all the fan favorite theorized classic who characters this season, i predict next season's returning time lord will be Morbius, played by Matt Smith.
Sketch from the margins of my last post AHAHAH
this isn't on ao3. I'm the dipshit who wrote it. Alive things like humans also float, of course, but I figured that becoming an orb would make morbius denser since it's all his mass in a smaller volume and that's how density works.
And yes, MORB does in fact stand for mid-ocean ridge basalt, as I found out in my marine geology class today (and which is what inspired this stupid thing)
It's bargainin' time.
Morbius, the Living Vampire by Borja Pindado
yeah that was the funniest thing i've seen this year
loved when carol said "it's plurbin time" and plurbed all over those guys