3.05 Follow Up Review - Hotter than Hell
My immediate reaction to 3.05 can be found HERE
Lilith is a stone cold bitch and I respect that. She’s a good villain...Own it girl… o wait.…. She means to destroy the world and kill Jace… eh… #doyourthanggirl
When Magnus leaves after the “move in” convo, he looks like a student who’s late for class, which is so cute… our 400 year old schoolboy rushing off to learn #newstuffs… but for real, Alec was in the Loft when Magnus met with Lilith and neither of them noticed the presence of a demon… wtf???
Alec is legit freaking out all episode over shit he KNEW and it’s going to blow over but it always had to happen so let's give our young (inexperienced) gay son a moment to breath and deal with the fact that his gay ass fell in love with a legendary immortal man who likely wrote at least 69% of gay history. #itisknown #moveonandbeimmortal
Jace needs to stop pretending like he doesn’t care about Simon. I think he sees Simon as Clary’s little brother (even though Simon is older than Clary) …. #goodfriendvsfriendofafriend - honestly, if I saw their thing in real life, I would assume they fuck on the downlow…
… does Charlie see Izzy’s runes? Is that part glamored from him??? I mean… if he could see her insane amount of tattoos, wouldn’t that have been a bigger question than the bracelet?? (AND OMG she remade the demon tracker necklace into a bracelet… I LOVE IT )
Clary actually had a solid idea here - confiding in Luke, seeking out the angel’s help, etc... but then a dragon showed up and yeah... Clary’s damn screwed...
Jace is 25 miles up a creek without his paddle. Good luck in the battle of emo haired blonde vs. dirty emo haired blonde… JC vs. JC… I feel like an NSYNC Song is coming #tearinupmysoul
Okay so 2 months from 2.06-3.05 (fucking timeline…why must shows do this…. ) Malec = less than 2 months - so overall we’re at 3ish months... which means:: Simon and Jace are sluttly slut boys… Izzy owned an addiction that should have crippled her within like a week… Jace deals with 800 things while maintaining floppy emo hair (maybe he’s born with it, Maybe it’s the demon possession)... Clary becomes an elite shadowhunter - Simon does .. all of that… Luke sleeps till he’s needed…. Simon and Maia met 2 months ago and have been “together” for like a week.. I hate reton timelines. Fuck the writers for this - we knew it was coming but COME ON - they know as much as we do that this is not fathomable
Luke remains everyone’s dad (and i would gladly call him daddy if thats his thing)
Itherial is dead - therefore no more new runes for Ms. Fray… did I mention Clary is about to get fucked sideways by the Clave???? And it’s not the good kind...