#james march

[jamesmarch30]

HIGH FIVE!!

What’s that? I don’t seem to know what you mean?

[xd3adlyn1ghtsh4d3x]

Headcanon (or maybe a fic?) for James spoiling you while being sick/on your periods?

James when his lover is on her period

۶۟ৎ James tracks your entire cycle on his calendar, so he knows when to start giving you more gifts and when to expect attitude, although he loves a defiant woman, he doesn't like stressing out his darling

۶۟ৎ He has Ms. Evers change the sheets to the finest silk, and if you stain them, they'll be changed in less than an hour, no questions, no shame.

۶۟ৎ he gives the best massages omfg

۶۟ৎ sends Iris out to get your feminine products and snacks

۶۟ৎ if anyone upsets you, he crashes the fuck out, yelling and killing, but if you so much as shed a tear, he's right there to hold you and pet your hair

۶۟ৎ James is just so sweet to you, it makes up for all the murder and carnage

۶۟ৎ If you like online shopping, he gives you his card and lets you go crazy, money doesn't matter to a ghost, after all.

۶۟ৎ If you're like me and sleep a lot, he makes sure the room temperature is perfect, the blankets are soft, and nobody dares to disturb his queens slumber.

۶۟ৎ He also loves going down on you, something about all that blood, and orgasms help with cramps, actually!

۶۟ৎ he has Liz prepare you the best drinks, with some Midol slipped in

۶۟ৎ overall, James is a million-dollar man

[xd3adlyn1ghtsh4d3x]

۶۟ৎ SEND IN JPM REQUESTS OR ELSE ۶۟ৎ

[xd3adlyn1ghtsh4d3x]

Mr. March headcanons

SFW:

۶۟ৎ James' touch is chilling, both due to the fact that he's a ghost and that he always had cold hands when he was still alive

۶۟ৎ he listens to Lana Del Rey with you, and he actually really likes her music, he's a big Honeymoon fan! <3

۶۟ৎ James loves doing small things for you, putting your hair up, zipping up a dress, getting a difficult latch on a necklace, he just wants your life to be easier.

۶۟ৎ I feel like he'd like when you take black and white photos of yourself, he always tells you it makes you look like a Hollywood starlet from his time.

۶۟ৎ on that note, he loves watching you do your makeup, especially if you get all dolled up just to lounge around with him. It makes him feel special.

۶۟ৎ If you get James a phone, he will constantly just take photos of you and nothing else

۶۟ৎ constantly calling you Mrs. March

۶۟ৎ James writes so much poetry about you, like, a genuinely ridiculous amount of romantic verselets, all for his dearest.

۶۟ৎ very possessive, and he makes you watch him kill people that hit on you

NSFW:

۶۟ৎ James has a thing for pain, both inflicting and receiving it, the lingering burning sensation on his hand after slapping you is as addictive as murder to him

۶۟ৎ he also loves to worship you and your body as he tortures you

۶۟ৎ he's a man that loves ass, especially when it's covered in his handprints

۶۟ৎ Gets your panties engraved with his initials in silver thread

۶۟ৎ aftercare king

۶۟ৎ James likes choking you until you're at the edge of death and then letting go, but one day he may just keep squeezing so you can stay with him forever.

۶۟ৎ his fav position is doggy

۶۟ৎ sometimes you wake up and he's just eating you out

۶۟ৎ definitely has a thing for period sex

۶۟ৎ whiniest dom ever omgg

[xd3adlyn1ghtsh4d3x]

Baby, you're my religion

James March x reader

James was never fond of the idea of religion, his father was a very cruel man, the, "meanest son of a bitch," James had ever met. This disdain for religion continued for years, until you entered the hotel, because then you became his religion. His goddess. James really wanted to make you his from the start, it was difficult for him to process the idea of himself caring about something that much. Why did it have to be over some mere human? Why were you so beautiful? your presence was like a soft jazz melody to him, so demure and gentle, so fucking weak.

No, you weren't actually weak, he just pushed the weakness that you made him feel onto you, mostly because his fantasies about you stopped his thoughts of murder and carnage, which Liz had noticed, and teased him over, he hadn't acted that way since The Countess, and he threatened her over the incessant annoyance she caused him, not like he could do much, they were both ghosts, Afterall.

James could hardly stop himself from phasing into your room at night, watching your nightly ritual, shower, TikTok scroll, facetiming friends, sleep. He was mostly investigating to see why you were staying at this hellish hotel for so long, and he overheard you say something about it being a world death destination, which had apparently fascinated you, but that fact couldn't prepare him for you lighting candles and summoning him. James March, the Ten Commandments Killer, personally.

Did you have a death wish? what was wrong with you? what was wrong with him, was the more important question, seeing as he entertained your little summoning, he appeared behind you and cleared his throat, to which you whipped your head around, and saw none other than the man you wanted so badly to see.

James Patrick March.

"Darling, what could you possibly want to converse with a gruesome murderer such as myself for?" He said with his unfamiliar 1920s accent, it was like those old timey tv shows your grandparents always had playing in the living room, but less distorted, more real.

This was really happening.

"You... You're really here? I didn't actually believe-" he interrupted you.

"You had to have believed, seeing as you went out of your way to summon a dead serial murderer. Now, what is your goal in all this?" he cocked his head to the side, as if to further question your intentions.

"Well, all things dark and macabre have always interested me, and so I started visiting the worlds death destinations, and the Hotel Cortez was on that list... but also, as a teenager, I watched a lot of Billie Dean Howards seances, including the one here, and it drove me to want to investigate," you smiled up at him, and he suddenly pulled you up and held both of your hands.

"have you ever murdered a person, dove?" he asked the question as if it was the most normal thing in the world, and when you didnt answer, he pulled you closer and whispered, "would you like to?"

[jamesmarch30]

You have a wonderful hotel. When are you free to talk?

Whenever you wish dearest, I am never busy, there is not much to do in this establishment anymore, being a ghost can get boring.

[kittyflanders]

if i don't look hot enough that i could pull him then what's the fucking point

[v-inthecortez]

i genuinely need him to headlock me while he's looking all gorgeously disheveled like this