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[deardarlingdead]

Percy : what did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?

Annabeth : percy it's 4am go tf to sleep.

Percy : oH sHeEt.

Annabeth *taking out a dragger* : GET THE HECK OUT OF MY HOUSE.

[deardarlingdead]

Leo : I dare you to kiss the hottest girl in the room

Leo : you noticed how I said "girl" Not "person" Because let's face it, I'll smoke you all bitches. 😌

*cue leo getting thrown out AGAIN*

[deardarlingdead]

Annabeth : if leo and grover are in the middle of the road. Who do you hit?

Percy : Leo of course, grover>>>>>>>

Annabeth *massaging her temple* : for the last time percy, brakes. You. Hit. The. Brakes.

[deardarlingdead]

Jason : okay, I'm going to look for a parking spot, can you both get us a table?

*a few minutes later in french accent*

Leo : *RUNNING OUT OF THE RESTAURANT WITH A TABLE* START THE CAR

Piper : *STARTS ENGINE STUFFING THE TWO IN*

Jason : ...........👁👄👁

[deardarlingdead]

Reyna : I have this head ache, it comes and goes.

*Octavian enters*

Reyna : oh look, there is again ✨