#percy jackson textpost

[gummybearinthehouseee]

nico: i just ended a four year relationship.

annabeth: im so sorry...

nico: it's okay, it wasn't my relationship.

[scarlicbread27]

“percy doesn’t mention homework and procrastination THAT many times in cotg”

also percy:

[lateforcakes]

something about annabeth initally coming off as self serious and secretive and weird. she’s so me when i was 12 coded

[anotherpjofan]

You know how everyone thinks Percy is lowkey dumb and oblivious? But then they see Percy fighting a monster/planning an ambush that is so sneaky and just all around effective that everyone goes oh -

[multi-bookworm]

Percy: we are born killers. What seperate us from other killers is we only kill bad people.

Nico: usually.

Percy: usually.

Jason: unless it’s an accident.

Percy: it’s usually an accident.

Jason: yeah

Nico: yeah

Percy: yeah

[depressedacadamia]

Percy: look at this DIY alarm clock that Annabeth and I made!

Annabeth: please stop calling our son that.

[multiworldiary]

I am on my knees, begging to all the gods out there that Luke Castellan doesn’t get a Draco Mallfoy effect

[dam-my-blue-wand]

Some cunt, probably Octavian: Women can't lead! Them being leaders is just a violation

Reyna: You, darling, are a violation, and yet here we are :)