#connorstoll

[deardarlingdead]

Percy : what did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?

Annabeth : percy it's 4am go tf to sleep.

Percy : oH sHeEt.

Annabeth *taking out a dragger* : GET THE HECK OUT OF MY HOUSE.

[murderedintheforest]

Camp Half-Blood Thoughts #7:

Literally no one:

Connor, the nineteenth time this week, at fucking two am: But what if we just adopted a dog? Chiron wouldn’t be able to stop us, right?

Travis, laying in the bunk above him, through gritted teeth: go the

Fuck

to sleep.

[cxsmicnxmad]

Travis & Connor Stoll

[scrapbookofdemigods]

“Gardner are you going to tell us why are we all here or nor?”

“Patience, Connor”

“I’m Travis”

“Stop playing with me. Okay, so, with the rest of Demeter’s children we’ve decided to give every cabin a little surprise since the war is over but everything is still kind of... well, different. I hope everyone likes it, you just have to go to your cabin and look up”

Demeter’s children surprise for Camp Half-Blood. Everyone seemed to like it until a few days later, when every cabin was covered with leaves and mostly insects. Cabin 6 was the first one to plan a revenge thanks to the amount of spiders in their cabin. 

[deardarlingdead]

Leo : I dare you to kiss the hottest girl in the room

Leo : you noticed how I said "girl" Not "person" Because let's face it, I'll smoke you all bitches. 😌

*cue leo getting thrown out AGAIN*

[deardarlingdead]

Annabeth : if leo and grover are in the middle of the road. Who do you hit?

Percy : Leo of course, grover>>>>>>>

Annabeth *massaging her temple* : for the last time percy, brakes. You. Hit. The. Brakes.

[deardarlingdead]

Jason : okay, I'm going to look for a parking spot, can you both get us a table?

*a few minutes later in french accent*

Leo : *RUNNING OUT OF THE RESTAURANT WITH A TABLE* START THE CAR

Piper : *STARTS ENGINE STUFFING THE TWO IN*

Jason : ...........👁👄👁

[deardarlingdead]

Reyna : I have this head ache, it comes and goes.

*Octavian enters*

Reyna : oh look, there is again ✨