Lestat: “I am darkness and destruction incarnate! A terror of old!”
Kristy: “Okay, well darkness incarnate needs to tell me what kind of cheese he wants me to get at the store tomorrow or else I’m choosing and it’s gonna have dried fruit in it.”
[long and awkward silence]
Lestat: “…Do they have gouda?”
Overhearing these two in the headspace is the most comical thing. Vampires, get yourself someone utterly unfazed.
















