#izuminokami

[marry-me-o-gin]

It's #MerMay! 🧜‍♂️✨

[anne-bsd-bibliophile]

Izuminokami slays as always!!!

[friedcowboypeachpurse]

Izuminokami : Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you.

Tsurumaru : Thanks, Izuminokami !

Izuminokami : It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.

[friedcowboypeachpurse]

Tsurumaru : You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Izuminokami : Spear.

Tsurumaru : BLOCKED.

[friedcowboypeachpurse]

Izuminokami : I love hearing Tsurumaru shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.

[friedcowboypeachpurse]

Tsurumaru : We all have our demons.

Tsurumaru , grabbing Izuminokami : This one’s mine.

[friedcowboypeachpurse]

Izuminokami : That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.

Tsurumaru : Ooh, can we get some actual pie?

Izuminokami : I like the way you think.

[friedcowboypeachpurse]

Tsurumaru : I think it’s time I get my life in order.

Izuminokami , narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.