Jul 12
How do I explain to people that I aspire to look like a fictional WWII Jewish-American commando from a Silver Age comic book lmfao
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How do I explain to people that I aspire to look like a fictional WWII Jewish-American commando from a Silver Age comic book lmfao
it was my privilege to lead 'em in the big war and it's my honour to introduce 'em to ya now, the howlin' commandos!
Based off this post
Commandos with medication-induced sexual dysfunction and Commandos who go off their meds to be able to cum
Nick Fury Sr → Going off his meds to cum
He is on lexapro amongst others and he frankly isn't taking that shit consistently unless it's really bad to begin with but will quit cold turkey to get hard. Cares a lot more about getting his rocks off than he does about like... looking after himself and being stable so. it's an easy trade for him.
Dum Dum Dugan → Medication-induced sexual dysfunction
He's on blood pressure medication like diuril or something and he's keeping that going because he is overly anxious of you know dying and I also don't think he likes his wife enough to get off it for the occasion.
Gabe Jones → Going off his meds to cum
He's on zoloft or something or another drug commonly used to tread PTSD but unlike Nick he's smart about it and gradually weens himself off or whatever so not to fuck up his body rhythm. Practised at it.
Dino Manelli → Going off his meds to cum
I don't think I need to explain this one I'm pretty sure Dean Martin did this in real life
Rebel Ralston → Going off his meds to cum
He's on some kind of long term pain relief as well as anxiety medication from a mix of being thrown off too many horses and being a congressman but he will stop so he can get off. He tried making do but got too sexually frustrated so he quit.
Izzy Cohen → Medication-induced sexual dysfunction
Has considered quitting his meds (also some kind of drug used to treat PTSD and probably neurotin too) but his wife would kill him and that's the only woman he's sleeping with because he's a loyal husband. Unlike Dum Dum. He makes do though and has a happy sex life regardless of his erectile issues.
Percy Pinkerton → Going off his meds to cum
Percy seems like he's on some heavy antihistamines (just like me) so I'm giving him MY perscription of phenergan just because. Anyway he will go off to cum but luckily there aren't too heavy side effects of this although only god knows what else he's taking.
Eric Koenig → Medication-induced sexual dysfunction
Eric doesn't seem like he has a particularly high sex drive to me in general so I don't think it would bother him that much. He's probably on anafranil or something I think.
I was suggested to do this by a mutual so you can all blame them for it. Smiles.
Round One: Izzy Cohen vs. Max Eisenhardt/Magneto
Izzy Cohen
Max Eisenhardt/Magneto
It's the ultimate showdown between every canonically Jewish Marvel comics (Earth 616) super character (superhero, villain, secret agent, anyone who aids the big names in a way higher than a regular civilian, etc)!!!
Round one will have 32 slots vying for the title of the Ultimate Marvel Jew.
Links to each character's fandom wiki page so that people who aren't familiar with them can make their own decision:
Izzy Cohen
Max Eisenhardt/Magneto
Please remember: This showdown is in regards to Marvel Comics, specifically Earth 616.
Captain America/Nick Fury: The Otherworld War (2001) #1
From Capwolf & the Howling Commandos #003
Art by Carlos Magno and Espen Grundetjern
Written by Stephanie Phillips
Howling Commandos by Tom Scioli
The Howlers have a chance to take out Drac here, but they realize that he is actually helping them so instead they decide to let him keep wreaking havoc on the Nazis.