#jackass 4ever

[johnnyknoxvilleswife]

Why can’t it be 2004? Why can’t I hangout (make out) with all my baby girls (middle-aged men , who make poor decisions, covered in blood)?

[babybammargera]

Happy birthday Sleep-o

[johnnyknoxvilleswife]

Jackass Clutterboard - potentially inspired by a jackass girl

[johnnyknoxvilleswife]

Jackass's own it girl (she is a teensy bit of an alcoholic)

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totally about to write a City Girl x Knoxville Fic

[johnnyknoxvilleswife]

Knoxville brain rot

Now,this man could make everyone he looks at feel like they're the only person in the world who matters, but when he looks at you he makes sure you know it. He needs you to know that you're all he wants and that especially shines through in private.

He’ll make sure you can feel how badly he wants you, how badly he needs you. He drags your name out trying to savor the sound as his hands roam your skin, taking in every inch of you. He likes knowing that he can map out every inch of you, and how even the softest of touches leave you hungry for more.

Words of praise will stumble from his lips without a second thought as you two knot together like vines, intertwining deeper with every needy second

“Yeah baby just like that”

“There you go sweetheart you’re taking me so well, you’re doing so good”

And his all time favorite

“Good girl”

Now these two words are your biggest weak spot and he knows that, but that does not mean he uses them sparingly or without a genuine understanding of how to use it

There’s been a few times where you’re working on set with everyone and he’ll be standing with you, his arms holding you by your hips, you were use to this because he loved to just hang on you but as you were helping organize shots and give scene directions he muttered it just loud enough for you to hear

His breathe caused hairs to stand on your neck as he spoke, “you’re doing so good right now, such a good girl sweetheart.”

He grinned as he felt you squeeze your thighs together

“Already that needy and I haven’t even touched you”

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Needless to say that evening ended with even more words of needy helpless praise and even more desperate gasps for more

[johnnyknoxvilleswife]

Happy pride<3

[johnnyknoxvilleswife]

Johnny Knoxville abstract art backgrounds

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I promise you guys I will post actual fanfiction and headcannons really soon but for the meantime here’s some fun filler stuff

Also lemme know if you wanna see this with the other guys

Love you babes<3

[johnnyknoxvilleswife]

I am so very tempted to write the dirtiest, filthiest Johnny knoxville smut known to man just because I know y’all are desperate for it