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more johnny pics i like. happy birthday babe !
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Something Broken Can Always Be Fixed | Johnny Knoxville x Fem!Reader
Hi there sweethearts, this is based off of this request here
warning: regular jackass stupidity (I mean c'mon now you know what to expect) kissing, Angst, arguing, teeth rotting fluff, cursing, hot sexy men doing dumb shit, mentions of injury, slight smut if you squint with a magnifying glass
Author's note: I love writing requests for you guys pls keep em coming!!! I really hope you enjoy this because I know you asked for a lot of fluff but I needed to have SOME angst in order for the story to work. As always lemme know what you think in the comments your feedback means the world to me. If you have any requests no matter how wierd and bizarre they are I'll make it happen!! Enjoy the storyyyyyyyy :)
Taglist: @theesteveo @nikkisixxforpresident @katiematie88
Every person on the cast of Jackass knows the number one rule of working with bulls. Never ever have a bad attitude, this wasn't just a set rule it was simply there for everyone's safety. Unfortunately the one time this rule wasn't followed I was on the receiving end of the consequences.
The morning of the accident started off as any other. I woke up in my apartment that I shared with my husband, but when I got out of bed I quickly realized that Johnny wasn't home. "Fuck" I say to myself getting my phone out and calling him. "hello?" I hear on the other end of the phone when he answers. "Hi Johnny, care to tell me, your wife, where the fuck you are?" I say more irritated then before.
"I went out with the boys last night and I guess I crashed at O's last night" he says still sounding half asleep. I cannot fucking believe him. I figured this morning would go well. Sure we haven't been spending as much time with each other as we used to but we've been busy. I had plans to make him breakfast and we could head to the shoot together and everything would be great.
But no, unfortunately for me I went to be alone, again. Which has become a common occurrence lately. "Whatever, let's just talk when you get home, preferably before filming today. I would like to see my husband at some point" I say. "Yep" he says into the phone. "I love yo-" before I can even finish my sentence he hung up. Instead of sulking on what seems like my dying marriage I decide to clean up both our messy apartment and my mind. I decide to pick up all of our dirty laundry and start a load of laundry for the first time in a bit. I also cleaned up the kitchen and did the dishes finally wanting my life to feel put together again.
After making a grocery list, I decide to get in the shower and clean myself along with the rest of my home. I take my clothes off and set them in the hamper in our bathroom while the water heats up. I step into the shower and let the water flow down my body as my mind floods with thoughts. I try and clear the negativity away, knowing that I will be working with bulls later and knowing the consequences if things go wrong.
Once I'm done cleaning myself, I turn off the water and step out of the shower while wrapping a towel around my body and hair while also putting my slipper on my feet. I step out of the bathroom and go to the laundry room to see if my clothes are done in the dryer. Before I can even make it there I hear the door open, I look over and see my husband. "Hey baby, you look nice" he says coming over to me, wrapping his arms around my waist. I embrace him trying to forget my anger, as this is the first time my husband has been affectionate with me in who knows how long. I wrap my arms around his neck pulling him into a kiss. "God I missed you" he says railing his lips down my neck. "Johnny baby we have to leave soon can I get dressed please?" I say looking into his tired eyes.
He stopped his actions and pulls away from me. "Whatever" he says before going to the fridge to pull out a beer. "Really you're drinking already? You do know we have to film later right, or are you too hungover from being out all night that you forgot" I say continuing my journey to the laundry room to get dressed for the day. "Oh for the love of god, I don't come home one night and wanna have one beer and suddenly your up my ass about everything I do!" he says taking a long sip of the beer. I grab a pair of jeans and a graphic tea to wear out of the dryer and walk into our shared bedroom to get dressed.
He follows me to the bedroom. "It's not just one night Johnny! You do it all the fucking time, I barely fucking see you! Today was the first time you even fucking kissed me in go knows how long!" I start to get loud but not quite yelling. Usually I wouldn't mind changing in front of him but at the current moment I don't want to be vulnerable around him. "Oh so this is about how I can do better right, why're you changing in the damn bathroom? I'm your husband for christ sake, do you really just not fuckin' like me or something" he says still drinking the beer.
"Yes this absolutely is about what you can do better. I wanted one fucking morning for you to actually be here! Is that so hard to ask Johnny? Is it so fucking absurd that I want to cook breakfast for my husband and do something nice for him? Clearly it is because my husband doesn't even want to fucking sleep in the same bed as me at night let alone come home!" I say coming out of the bathroom now fully dressed. "You were going to cook breakfast for me?" He says looking somewhat regretful of his previous decisions. "Yes! I was! I thought the reason why you don't come home is because you don't love me anymore! I just wanted to do something nice for you for once! And then MAYBE just maybe you'll actually want to spend time with me!" say say now yelling at him.
"Y/N I DO WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU!" he says yelling back. "JOHNNY IF YOU LOVE ME FUCKING SHOW UP FOR ONCE!" I say starting to cry. I grab my purse and car keys, not even caring that my hair is damp and I didn't do my makeup. "Johnny you need to pick between the bottle and having fun or me! I'm leaving to go to set, Please at least change your clothes from yesterday!" I say after putting on my shoes. I walk out of our apartment and out to my car.
When I get in my car I just sit there and cry for a second, the day I imagined going perfectly ended up going awful and its only ten am. I wipe my tears and drive to set. When I get there I get out and walk up to the bull arena where we will be working today. I take a deep breath and act like everything is alright. While waiting for everything to be set up I make easy conversation with Dave and Ehren talking about whatever came to our mind. When Johnny arrived I didn't notice but everyone else did. Anyone around could tell he was irritated. But, If you were one of the people around you could also tell he was wearing the same thing as me. I had one a plain black jackass t-shirt with the logo, a pair of blue jeans, and my black converse. Coincidentally he was also wearing a black jackass shirt, blue jeans, and black converse. He didn't talk to anyone at first just sat in a chair near me.
"Aww you guys are matching how gay" Bam says giggling with Ryan. "We are?" I say looking down at my outfit and at his. "Yes ma'am" Johnny says with a small smile, before standing up and walking towards me. "Is it wrong to love my wife? You guys need to hop off my dick" he says to the guys before walking up and putting and arm around me. I allow the gesture to happen, attempting to forget our fight. "Well this is news to me" Bam says with a cackle. "What the hell are you talking about?" Johnny says pulling me close by my waist. "Baby you need to calm down" I say placing my hand on top of his. "Nah Sweetheart I wanna know what the fuck margera's on about" he says with a southern twang peaking through as he got angrier. "What I'm saying is for the past few weeks you've been acting like she doesn't fucking matter, so I'm just shocked you even want to be near her" Bam says. I could instantly tell Johnny was a thousand times more upset than earlier. It is one thing for the two of us to argue but if someone else insults our relationship that just infuriates him.
"Ok Fuck you" Johnny says going to throw hands. Before he can lay a finger on him Jeff steps in to pull Johnny aside. "KNOXVILLE COME WITH ME NOW!" Jeff says not wanting to upset the bulls. When the two men are alone together they talk about the situation. "Knox c'mon man what's going on? You know the rule about the bulls. I don't give a shit about your problems put them to the side so we can get this bullshit over with ok?" Jeff says with irritation dripping from his voice. "Sorry man, I'm just having a day, don't worry I'll get it together especially since Y/n is apart of the stunt" Johnny says finally taking accountability and realizing he messed up.
As he walks back to the bull arena he calms himself down to prepare for the stunt. As much as he would love to talk to you before the stunt and apologize its time to do the stunt. "Ok Bam, Dunn, Knoxville, and Y/n please come get your hats for the toro trotter" Jeff says. I walk up to Jeff and grab both mine and Johnny's hats for the stunt. I go and find him and give him the hat "Here I grabbed this for you" I say with a sad smile on my face. "Thank you baby" He said putting his hand on the side of my face pulling me in for a kiss. After that the two of us walked into the arena getting on the trotter with our stupid little propeller hats.
"ROLLING" I hear from behind the cameras. "Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and The last person on the teeter totter is gonna be the winner" he says. The contraption was really two teeter totters put together. On one set was Bam and Dunn across from each other, and me and Johnny on the other side also sitting across from each other. "It's gonna be a blood bath!" I say excitedly. "God I love you" Johnny says with a loud laugh.
As the Bull entered the ring we instantly locked in, maneuvering accordingly to avoid the attacks the bull was giving us. Dunn was the first one to fall off, I let out a big laugh enjoying this experience. Bam was the next to go instantly following Bam. "C'mon Baby, its just you and me" Johnny says with a laugh. Right after he says the the Bull lunges at me before I could go up in time. It hits me right in the leg, I let out the loudest scream imaginable. " FUCK MY LEG!" I scream. Immediate Johnny gets off of his end and picks me up to carry me to safety. The bull wrangler got the bull out of the ring and Johnny had placed me on the ground. "I NEED A MEDIC MY WIFE IS HURT" He yells towards the crew. "I got you baby the medic is on the way" He says starting to cry while putting his hands on either side of my face. "It hurts johnny, please make it stop hurting" I say while in immense pain. "I've got you sweetheart, the people are coming to make it stop hurting" he says with tears streaming down his face as the medics arrive. They put me on the stretcher and take me to the ambulance I end up passing out on the way to the hospital.
When I woke up the pain is almost gone but I feel funny from anxiety. I take a second and look around and see no one in my room. Parts of me start to panic. I hear voices outside of the room, but don't see anyone. Before anything else happens a nurse comes into my room. "Hi Y/n I'm your nurse, seems you took quite a tumble with the stunt you preformed today. I'm gonna take your vitals and as soon as your husband is back you should be free to be discharged" she says walking up to me taking notes on a clipboard. "Alright, do you know where my husband is?" I ask. "He went out for a bit but he should be back soon honey, It looks like your vitals are looking good and you should be free to go" she says before grabbing something by my bed. "Now you did end up fracturing your lower leg, its not severe, just a greenstick fracture which means the bone is not fully broken. However that does mean you will be put in a boot for 6 weeks maybe longer but I will set you up a follow up appointment in a couple of weeks with your physician" she says. "Oh sorry dear one more thing, be careful on your crutches and probably stay off your feet for a day or two, you took a nice bump to your head, you don't have a concussion but things will feel funny for a few days" she says as Johnny walks in holding flowers and a bag of things. "Well Mr. and Mrs. Knoxville feel free to gather your belongings and you are free to be discharged and go home" she says before leaving.
Johnny sets the bag down and walks towards me with the flowers, and sits on the chair next to my hospital bed. "Hi baby, how do you feel?" he says setting the flowers on my bed and placing his hand in mine. "I feel better now you're here, I wanna go home now" I say smiling at him. "Ok honey, I went home and brought you some clothes since yours were dirty. I also got you your favorite flowers" he says making up for our arguments earlier. "Johnny baby can you help me to the bathroom?" I ask him not fully knowing to use the crutches. "Yes ma'am" he says helping me stand up and put the crutches under my arms. He guided me to the bathroom. "Here lemme grab the clothes for ya" He says before walking out and coming back within a matter of seconds. "I figured you'd wanna be comfy so I grabbed my sweat pants and my big ole' shirt for ya honey" He says before moving the crutches out of the way and propping me up on the counter. "Can I take off your gown baby?" he asks still worried about how I didn't change in front of him earlier. "Yes please " I say wanting to get out of the ratty hospital gown as soon as possible.
Before he takes off the gown he slides the sweatpants up my legs and lifting my butt up of the counter to fit the pants around my hips. He then wraps his arms around me to untie the back of the hospital gown. "I've got you sweetheart, I'm not going anywhere" he says. He takes the gown off leaving me in just a bra I had thrown on this morning. He then gently puts his t-shirt on me as if he was afraid I was going to crumple in his arms. When he is done putting the clothes on me, before he takes me off the counter he wraps his arms around my waist and buries his face into my neck. I instantly reciprocate the hug. "I'm really sorry about earlier" he says. "We'll talk later right now I just wanna go home" I say back to my husband. "Ok baby, ready to get down?" he asks waiting for my nod before taking me off the counter and helping me with the crutches. As I walk out of the bathroom Johnny grabs a wheel chair from beside the bed and wheels it over to me. I sit down and hold my crutches as he takes me out of the hospital.
When we make it to the car, he opens the door for me and helps me in, he even helps me with my seat belt. He puts the crutches along with the rest of our belongings in the back seat and then returns the wheelchair. When he gets in the car he sits there for a second before starting the car and just looks at me. He reaches out his hand and holds mine. Tight. "I love you so much, Y/n you have no idea" he says before leaning over to kiss me. He then starts the car and drives us home.
When we reach the apartment complex he lets me out of the car and helps with my crutches before grabbing our bags. When we got into our apartment he set me up in our bed, turned on my favorite movie, got me a cup of water and ordered my favorite dinner. "Ok, dinner should be here in 20" he says coming back into our room, sitting on the bed next to me. "Is there anything else I can get for you darlin'?" he asks me looking at me with puppy dog eyes. "No baby, but thank you for everything, you're the best husband I could ask for" I say leaning into his side as he wraps his arm around me. "No I'm not and that's the problem. There's something I need to get off my chest." He says turning more into me. "I need to apologize for the complete and utter baffoon I have been, I not only disrespected you, I completely abandoned you and my duties as a husband. Words can't describe how sorry I am for hurting you in so many ways, especially today. You were just trying to do something nice for me and I chose the bottle over you. I also put your safety at rick today, I knew we had a bull stunt and I still chose to be a complete jack off. From now on I'm gonna try and be not just a better person but a better husband" He paused for a second. By now tears were streaming down my face and his. "Today when you got hurt I didn't know what to do. You were in so much pain because of my recklessness. And the day we got married I took a vow to be with you in sickness and in health and came very close to breaking that promise. I'm so fucking sorry baby, I love you so much" He says wiping the tears from my face and putting his hands on either side of my face. "I love you too Johnny" I say as I pull him in for a kiss.
He takes it one step further by deepening the kiss, he moves so I'm on my back and he's over me. He moves so he is between my legs, while being cautious of my injured leg. I wrap my good leg around his waist as his hands go to my waist, my hands wrap around his shoulders.
"I'm sorry I haven't loved you in the way you deserve" he says before kissing down my neck, only making me let out a small moan. "Uhh that's it baby, its been too long huh?" he says teasing me and letting out a groan that made the growing wet spot in between my legs even worse. His kisses travel from my neck down my chest. "God How I ever fumbled this is insane, You're so fucking gorgeous baby" He says while continuing to trail kisses down my body. As soon as he made his way between my thighs there was a knock at the door. "Fucking cock block" he mutters under his breath before placing a chaste kiss to my lips. "Be right back babydoll" he says before leaving the bedroom.
When he returns he has two plates of pasta from my favorite take-out place. "Here you go honey, I ordered you the Alfredo and garlic bread" he says handing me my plate. After having a nice evening of eating dinner in bed, and watching my favorite movies, some of them including Johnny in them just to tease him. "Can we please watch Men In Black 2 we already watched the first one, plus I would get to see double of your hot face"I ask with a cute face knowing he'll say yes. "anything for you dear" he smirks intensively with that look of love I've come to know all our years being together.
Authors note: i was gonna make it longer but i have insane brain fog rn so I will prolly make a pt 2 i just really hate having yall wait for your requests
Calls Don't Count (Cheating! Johnny Knoxville x Reader) [Smut]
This was an anonymous request! The only other cheating fic I’ve written was also a Knoxville fic, and that was written almost 4 years ago, so it was interesting to do a different take on this concept. I've left the time period ambiguous here, so you can decide for yourself whether this is with younger or older Johnny! This is a lot more porn than plot lol.
MAJOR DISCLAIMER: I don't condone real-life cheating! It's a bitch move and totally inexcusable. This is just a work of fiction.
Description: You and Johnny haven't seen each other in person for months, ever since filming wrapped up for the Jackass movie you met on the set of, but that's alright; you've got your weekly phone sex sessions to tide you over! Of course, Johnny's married and hiding these sessions from his wife, but you try not to think about that when you're getting each other off. After all, as Johnny insists, 'calls don't count.'
Warnings: Female Reader, Phone Sex, Mutual Masturbation, A shit ton of dirty talk (this is VERY dialogue heavy for obvious reasons), Cheating (Johnny is married but insists sexy phone calls don't count as being unfaithful), Vague maledom-femsub dynamics, Mention of hickeys and Johnny marking you as his territory, Reader is a little morally gray and seems to want to ignore the fact that this is an affair altogether, Gets mildly angsty at the end cuz they both want to be together
Tag List: @eyesofaliar
You let your phone ring for almost half a minute before you finally picked up, smiling to yourself when Johnny's relieved tone hit your ears.
"Jeez, sweetie, took you long enough. I was starting to think you didn't want to talk to me today."
"Sorry." You made no effort to actually sound sorry. "I figured talking to me is worth enough that you wouldn't mind waiting a little."
You could hear Johnny chuckling to himself. "You're something else, you know that? But you're right, it is. I'd wait an hour on this stupid ass phone if it meant I could talk to you for even a few minutes."
God, he's sweet. You leaned back against your pillows, stretching your legs out on your bed and grinning like an idiot.
"Aw, listen to you. It's cute when you act like you're not just calling me to get your rocks off."
Johnny huffed. "Come on, honey, don't sell me so short. I happen to enjoy our little talks, whether or not my dick is involved."
You tucked your phone between your ear and your shoulder to free up your hands, letting one drift down between your thighs to just barely rub at yourself through your panties.
"Well, is your dick involved right now? It would kinda suck if it isn't, given that I'm sitting on my bed in just my underwear right now."
"Oh? Do tell." You heard shuffling sounds on Johnny's end as he got comfortable, and pictured him laying out on his bed or his couch with a lazy grin on his face and an arm folded behind his head, the way he'd always sat in chairs on set during the filming of the Jackass movie where you and him had met. You hadn't been able to see each other in person since filming had ended a few months earlier, but your weekly phone calls ensured the image of him stayed fresh in your mind.
"Nothing too interesting, just black panties. The fabric's nice and thin though, so I can feel everything through it." You rubbed little circles over your pussy through your panties, just barely applying pressure, and you could hear Johnny take a sharp breath.
"I dunno, baby, that sounds pretty damn interesting to me. Tell me more. Paint a pretty picture for me of what you're doing right now."
There was a clinking sound, like he was pulling down the zipper of his pants, and you gasped in faux-offense.
"Johnny, are you unzipping your pants already? What a pervert, I haven't even said anything yet. You didn't even wait for me to tell you that my boobs are completely out and I'm touching myself through my panties...oops, guess I've told you now."
You could hear Johnny's toothy grin in the tone of his voice. "You've got a lot of nerve getting onto me for something you're already doing, sweetie. Sounds to me like we're on the same page."
"Are we? I mean, I'm already touching myself, and it doesn't sound like you've even taken your dick out yet."
"Oh, you'll know when I have, baby, just be patient. Are you fingering yourself yet?"
You hummed a 'no' and sighed. "No, not yet. You need to get me in the mood first, Knoxville. Put that sexy voice to use and make me wet."
Johnny whistled. "That's a daunting task. Let me think...you wanna hear the dream I had about you last night?"
You raised a curious eyebrow. "Depends on what type of dream it was."
"You know what type of dream it was, baby. I don't remember how it started, but at some point you were suddenly in my living room, just standing there completely naked and doing this sexy little dance for me. God, it was so fucking hot. You sat in my lap at one point, and we were making out and you were letting me touch your boobs, and then I went to touch your pretty little pussy and you stopped me."
His breathing got a little heavier, like he was getting turned on just from remembering the dream — which he probably was.
"Why'd I stop you?" You let your voice drop down to a lower, more sultry tone, pressing your fingers down more firmly against your panties to apply a little more pressure.
"I'm so glad you asked, baby. You stopped me and said I'd have to beg you for it if I really wanted to touch you there...Jesus Christ, I'm already hard as a rock just from talking about it."
You grinned to yourself when you heard the muffled sound of rustling fabric; you'd had enough phone calls with Knoxville to know that that sound was him freeing his hard cock from the confines of his jeans.
"I can tell, you're breathing like you just ran a marathon. That's not a half bad idea though, making you beg. Shame you're not here in person to recreate that little dream with me."
Johnny sighed wistfully. "Don't I wish. You know the rules though, baby, phone calls only. Guess I'll have to settle for your pretty voice and my filthy imagination for now."
You pointedly ignored the first remark; remembering that Johnny had a wife who wasn't aware of your little arrangement was the last thing you wanted to do during what was supposed to be a sexy phone call.
"Guess so. Why don't you use that imagination of yours to try and picture what I'd do to you if I were there right now?"
You pushed your panties aside and pushed a finger inside, moaning softly under your breath, and you heard Johnny swallow heavily.
"Shit, sweetie, sounds like you're already picturing it for me. But since you asked, I like to think you'd be sitting between my legs right now with that sexy little mouth around my hard dick."
His breathing was still getting heavier and heavier, but you could tell he wasn't touching himself yet. Time to spur him on.
"Just the thought of that makes me wet. I think about sucking your cock all the time, you know. Even on set I got so horny just thinking about pushing you into one of those little ass closets and yanking your boxers down and getting my mouth around your long, hard dick. I bet it tastes amazing, too, so I'd probably end up getting addicted to giving you blowjobs and would have to beg you to let me do it every day."
Johnny let out a sharp moan, and you could hear through the phone that he'd started pumping his slick shaft in his free hand.
“You wouldn’t have to beg me for shit, baby, you’d have full access whenever the fuck you wanted it. All day, everyday, no questions asked. You could even write your name in lipstick on it if you wanted to, just to claim it as yours.”
You giggled, pushing another finger in and laying your head back against the pillow.
“Wouldn’t that be cute? Your boxers would get all fucked up when you put them back on though, it would look like a crime scene.”
“It would be totally worth it. What are you doing now?” His voice went slightly breathy, and you tried to imagine what he was doing; you pictured his big, sexy hand working up and down his shaft, his long fingers rubbing the head, his hips jerking and twitching every time he thrust into his own grip.
"I've got two fingers in...I may free up my other hand here in a second to play with my tits, too, but I'm not sure yet."
Johnny groaned. "If I was there I could free up both your hands for you, baby. Right now I've got my eyes closed so I can pretend my hand is yours, it's a lot sexier that way."
You hummed, rubbing circles over your clit and closing your eyes.
"That's a good idea, actually, I'll do the same. Maybe if I put enough fingers in it'll feel like you're fucking me with that big, thick dick."
You couldn't tell if the sound that came out of Johnny's mouth after that was a moan, a laugh, or both, but you knew that one little sentence from you had turned him on tenfold.
"I'm awfully tempted to say you're being too generous, but this is supposed to be a sexy call, so I'll just agree with your size assumptions for now. Tell me how you'd want me to fuck you, baby."
"First I'd want you to kiss me everywhere; my lips and my forehead and my neck and my tits and wherever else you can reach. What else?"
Another moan-laugh. "Baby, I'd kiss you all over, you don't have to worry about that. I'd have my lips all over that sexy body for as long as you'd let me, all the way down to that pretty little pussy."
You whined softly, moving your fingers a little faster and bucking your hips up to make them go deeper. "I don't think I'd be able to wait much longer after that. I'd let you tease my pussy with your fingers and your cockhead for a little, but eventually I'd get too impatient and I would need you to fuck me right then and there."
Johnny panted. "I'd fuck you anywhere you wanted, sweetie. A bed, a couch, the shower...I could fuck you against the wall, too. You'd hook those sexy legs around my waist, and I'd fuck you so deep with my mouth on your neck."
Your fingers hit your most sensitive spot, and your mouth dropped open, a loud moan leaving your lips. "Fuck, that's so hot, baby. I'd love if it you gave me hickeys all over my tits and my neck, right where everyone could see them."
"Yeah, you'd like that? You'd want me to mark you as all mine, sweetie?"
You huffed, bucking your hips up so your fingertips rammed your sensitive spot over and over again, feeling your orgasm start to build up.
"Of course I would. If you were fucking me, I'd want everyone else to know about it. You're so goddamn sexy, and you'd fuck me so good that no one else would even be able to compare. I'd need everyone to know they wouldn't have a chance with me cuz I'd be so devoted to your dick, Johnny."
Johnny let out a long, low groan, the slick wet sounds of his hand jerking his cock becoming louder as he fucked his hand even more roughly to bring himself closer to the edge.
"You turn me on like no one else, you know that, baby? I mean, 10 minutes on the phone with you and I already feel like I'm about to cum harder than I ever have in my fucking life."
You grinned, throwing your head back against your pillow and roughly fucking yourself on your fingers, moaning needily as you got closer and closer to cumming. You were admittedly exaggerating your sounds just a little bit, but you figured it was necessary given that he couldn't see you and was going solely off of what he could hear.
"I feel the same way about you, Johnny. I'm so fucking close right now, I dunno how much more I can take."
Johnny's voice dropped dangerously low, going slightly gravelly as he spurred you on. "Don't hold back, baby, I need to hear you cum for me. Keep fucking yourself with your fingers and pretending it's me, honey, let me make you feel so good. That's it, keep going...pretend it's me fucking you nice and rough. Get your hands all over those gorgeous tits and pretend I'm playing with them and giving you hickeys."
You started to respond, struggling for breath from the pleasure, and he cut you off to speak again.
"You're all mine, baby. Doesn't matter if we never get to do this in person, sweetie, that pretty little pussy belongs to me. You belong to me. Cum for me, baby, show me you're mine."
"Oh fuck, Johnny, I'm gonna—fuck, I'm gonna cum—"
You came with a loud moan, throwing your head back against the pillow and practically dropping the phone as you rode out your orgasm. You could hear Johnny absolutely losing it on the other end, cursing to himself and groaning as he jerked off to the sounds of your pleasure.
"Let it all out, baby, I'm right there with you...I'm so fucking close to cumming, baby, my cock's about to burst..."
You came down from your orgasm, breathing heavily and regaining your grip on your phone to encourage him.
"Cum for me baby, stroke your cock for me and make yourself cum. Pretend I'm kneeling right there in front of you, begging you to cum all over my tits—"
You didn't even get to finish your sexy suggestion before Johnny came with the loudest groan you'd ever heard from him, the sound getting muffled on his end as he presumably shoved the phone down to focus on pumping out his load. You felt a longing ache (both in your heart and between your legs), wishing you could actually be there to watch him cum and to lap it up for him, but you knew that wasn't an option; all you could do was savor the sound of him coming undone.
After a moment, both of you were back on the phone, listening to each other's panting and soft breathing. Johnny was quiet for a moment, and then he chuckled, sighing fondly.
"God, sweetie, that was fucking amazing. I mean, it always is, but this was...something else. You have no idea how badly I miss you. Not even just when we're doing this, I mean all the time. I can't believe we haven't seen each other in months."
You smiled sadly. "Neither can I. Makes me wish I'd spent more time with you when we were on set; I guess I didn't realize we'd never have time to see each other after filming ended."
Of course, that was only half true. You genuinely hadn't realized you wouldn't get to see Johnny outside of the Jackass set, but not getting to see him had less to do with time and more to do with the fact that he was a married man (and a father, no less). You tried not to dwell on that fact too much when the two of you were having your little sessions, but it was much harder not to think about it afterward.
"I know, sweetie, I'm sorry. You know how it is. These little phone calls are as far as we can go, as long as I'm married."
This wasn't the first time Johnny had said something like that; you'd previously thought he meant that you couldn't do it because someone (his wife, the paparazzi, one of the other Jackass guys) would catch you, but you'd come to learn that he actually meant you couldn't do it because as far as he was concerned, the phone calls were the only sexual thing the two of you could do together without it actually being cheating.
"I get it, it's just hard not to wish things could be different."
Johnny went quiet again, then spoke softly. "Maybe one day, they will."
More silence from both sides. You couldn't really think of anything to say; you knew better than to press the matter further, or to talk like you were certain things would change.
Eventually, Johnny sighed in that way he always did when he was rubbing his forehead and frowning.
"I hate to go, baby, but my wife's supposed to be home here in the next ten minutes. I'll make it up to you next time, I don't want to seem like I'm cumming and going."
He chuckled, and you forced a laugh. "No worries. I need a nap after how hard you made me cum. Same time next week?"
"Even sooner, darlin', otherwise I'll miss you too much. I'll call again the second I'm able to."
Your somber mood was lifted slightly, and you smiled. "Sounds good. Bye, Johnny."
"Bye, baby. Don't talk dirty to anyone else, you know I don't like to share."
"Wouldn't dream of it."
He hung up, and you dropped the phone with a frown. It was the first time he'd mentioned missing you, or promised to call you as soon as he could instead of waiting another week like you always did, and it was certainly the only time he'd ever implied that things could be different — or that he wanted them to be. It all seemed so intimate, given how often he stressed that the phone calls were "harmless fun."
You stared up at the ceiling, unable to stop yourself from picturing Johnny's handsome, grinning face, picturing his body on top of yours, picturing his hands rubbing all over you without the phone separating you from each other. Picturing him calling you up to tell you he was leaving his wife.
"Fuck, maybe calls do count."
yeah….
Playmate of the Year
♡Paring: Johnny Knoxville x Wife!Reader, Bam Margera x Littlesister!Reader
Summary: Its time for the Playmate of the Year luncheon!
Warnings: Fluff, humor, secrets😉, Johnny just loving his wife more then anything! Sweet speeches!
@anniearmitage @ilovejohnny-knoxville
A/n: The 2nd installment to my Johnny Knoxville universe "The Playmate and The Jackass" and a reminder this can be read as a one shot! So I know whoever actually won playmate of the year back in the day didn't have any say in the luncheon other then show up and look pretty but lets pretend they did so there can be more of a story! And I know there is 4 year age gap bw Bam and Dunn(so 5 bw him and Reader) were gonna pretend there isnt...you'll see why!
"Hey babycakes whatcha doing" Johnny say walking in to the bedroom after his shower
"Going over-" your words get caught in your throat when you see your husband shirtless drops of water on his bare chest and towel hanging low
"See something you like babycakes" he winks
"Since the day I met you baby, now stop distracting me with your sexy nakedness I have alot to do!" You say as he puts his boxers on and laughs
"Well stop staring at my nakedness and ill help...then" he says sliding into bed kissing your neck "we can have some fun"
"Deal! Now help me!"
"Ok what else do you need help with baby"
"The rest of this" you say holding up the list Hef gave you.
There was alot more to the Playmate of the year luncheon then you thought! Although there was still alot of things that was out control and up to playboy, Hef gave you a list of certain things that were your choice! Colors, Food, cake/desserts, cocktails, flowers, favors for the guest, and invitations!
"Well the invitations are done and everyone has already sent in their RSVP, I've got my dress and shoes and you got your suit, flowers are done. But I need to think of food drinks and favors..."
After some talking and going over your options this is what you decide on(with help from your amazing husband of course and a couple calls to Holly)
•Favors: favors all would include a copies of both your issues of Playboy(july of 03 and August of 04) Hef gave you many options but you wanted something that both men and women could enjoy and something more simple so you chose some fancy chocolate covered strawberries and some French wine Holly suggested!
•Food/Dessert: The food and dessert was a bit harder! You again wanted something a little simple yet elegant so after alot of thought you decided to go with fancy finger foods since it was an outdoor luncheon (individual appetizers, mini salads, charcuterie boards,) As far as dessert you decided on a chocolate cake with chocolate fudge filling but let Holly surprise you on how it would be decorated she said had ideas! For the rest you opted for random choices so everyone has an option.
•Cocktails: You wanted fun pink choices for your day so you went with a pink squirrel, cotton candy margarita, strawberry daiquiri, pink Pina colada, and a few others. But there would also be champagne, wines, beers and other cocktails available! And of course plenty of choices for those who dont drink.
"Ok so I will turn this stuff into Hef tomorrow after my finale dress fitting just gotta do my speech-Hey give that back" you say laughing when your husband takes you notebook throwing it across the room
"You still have a month you promised me some lovin babycakes..."
It was the day of your big luncheon and your nerves and emotions were all over the place! You stood in an empty bedroom in your short floral dresses and teal heels, going over your speech when you heard your husbands voice from the doorway "damn babycakes you look absolutely fucking stunning i won the wife jackpot with you" he tells you coming in the room in his white suit giving you a kiss "no Knoxville I think it was me who won, you look fucking amazing in that suit"
"Whatever, it's almost time how you feeling?"
"Nervous as hell I dont wanna fuck this speech up"
"You are gonna do great baby and in case I haven't told you today I am so fucking proud of you! You deserve this is day! I love you so much" He says kissing you again
"Thank you baby that means so much! I love you too!"
"and if you get nervous just picture me naked" he winks
"That would just make me horny Knoxville" you say throwing your arms around his neck
"At least you wouldnt be nervous and I must say horny you is the sexiest" he says going in for a kiss but hear a groan at the door
"Knoxville dude that's my fucking sister...my little sister" Bam says coming in with Dunn in tow
"Well wife trumps sister so turn around I need some lovin from my smoke hot playmate wife" he says going in for another kiss but the two of you are interrupted once again this time by Hef, Holly, Bridget and Kendra
"Well Mr.Knoxville as fun as that sounds its gonna have to wait until later" Hef says shaking your husbands hand then greet your brother and Dunn(who look a little starstruck) "me and the girls would like to present your beautiful wife with a few special gifts before she heads down"
"Hef you 4 have already done so much especially you! I dont need anything else really"
"Darling" Hef says taking your hands "you are much more then playmate of the year! You have become family to all 4 of us and these gifts are just little something to show you that, they are from us and us alone and have nothing to do with your other prizes"
With his words in walk the a few of the mansion staff with bags and totes and a even a small dog...
"I know you have been talking about getting a puppy and have said over and over you wanted a teacup pomeranian so I found you the cutest one I could" Bridget says handing you the cutest puppy you had ever seen "and look she has blue eyes"
"Oh my gosh I love her! Does she have a name yet" you ask
"Nope thats all for you to decide!" She smiles
"Im gonna name her Belle after beauty and the beast"
"Awww I love that name! Now hand her to Johnny and open everything else"
You laugh handing her off to your husband who is holding her like football "honey this isnt a dog its a rat, a very small rat "he says making you roll your eyes
Bridget also got you some dog accessories, a makeup bouquet and a Pandora bracelet!
Kendra got you a hair styling kit with all the attachments and hair oils, Coco Chanel makeup brushes and your favorite tequila in a blinded out pink bottle!
"Before you go downstairs we're doing a shot to calm your nerves" she says and you quickly agree
Holly got you a coach purse with matching wallet and makeup bag with some coach sunglasses "I saw you looking at them when we were dress shopping and couldn't resist". She also gave you a playmate of the year necklace she had made with a pair of playboy bunny earrings.
Hefs gifts were the more extravagant...a very large bouquet of pink and white roses with a crown, a pink Rolex watch and a 5 piece coco Chanel luggage set "I know you leave for Louisiana soon and will be gone for a few months so I wanted to make sure you had enough luggage, I also have a set for you as well Mr.Knoxville" he says as the mansion staff roll in another set of luggage making Johnny's eyes go wide
"Wow thank you Mr.Hefner but you really didnt have to this day is all about her" Johnny says shaking Hefs hand
"You deserve it young man! You have been the most supportive partner I have seen and because of that she was able to give 110%! I wish more husbands and partners were like you!" Hef tells him before turning back to you "now you are needed downstairs in front of mansion for a photo op with your new jeep" he says handing you the keys with a smile
"This years Playmate of the year was not only chosen by me but our readers as well! I first became aware of y/n when Holly asked me to watch the first Jackass movie because there was girl she was positive would make a great playmate! While the movie its self was not my cup of tea...no offense gentlemen, I watched the way y/n interacted with the cast and crew and not only was she beautiful but she carried herself with grace and confidence and it made me see that Holly was right and I made the phone call that night to Mr.Knoxville and Mr.Termaine! Y/n has given 110% in front and behind the camera! She is beautiful smart and one of the sweetest soul we have ever had shoot for the magazine, but she does have a bit of a wild side and if you dont believe me all you have to do is look who she married and who her brother is" Hef says making the crowd of 300 laugh "she is living proof that if you work hard and set your mind to it you can achieve any dream you set out. She is now living her dreams of modeling and acting and has recently married the man of her dreams...which I also have to add is the most supportive partner i have seen in almost 50 years of playboy! So without further adue please welcome your 2004 Playmate of the year Y/n Margera-Knoxville escorted by her husband Johnny Knoxville"
As the crowd claps and cheers you stand giving your parents, brother, Dunn and the girls a hug and then you are escorted on stage by your husband.
You give Hef a hug and kiss on the cheek before you stand in front of the podium taking a deep breath...
"Thank you Hef! Im a little nervous so bare with me and we'll get through this...Johnny actually told me if I got nervous just picture him naked but if I did that i would never make it through this speech! I landed a pretty sexy man who looks good naked so that trick isnt gonna work so im not doing that" you say making everyone laugh. Then you look to your proud smiling husband and just that one look makes everyone else fade away and your nerves subside
"Thank you all for being here to celebrate this big honor! Well other girls dreamed of being doctors lawyers or teachers growing up, mine was to be in playboy. I know some might look down on that dream or even the magazine and trust me ive heard it all! But to me Playboy is so much more then naked women. Even as a little girl I knew this magazine was special. Like many households and many men my dad had a subscription to the magazine he still does he just skipped over my issues until my mom put stickers on my pictures! He kinda reminded me of Uncle Phil from that episode of fresh prince with that one which makes me laugh seeing as his name is also Phil" you laugh to yourself thinking of that "but anyways me and my brother Bam would sneak and look at all of them, Dad you had a terrible hiding place by the way...tho Bam had very different reasons to look and did different thing with them then me" you say then pause looking a brother making everyone laugh "I found in the pages of playboy not just beautiful women with no clothes and funny comics but it was where I first realized that the human body was beautiful and an art form nude or not. I saw women of all colors sizes and ethnicities in those pages and each posed in a way that made them look like Goddesses. But it was the sets, the makeup the costumes that also amazed me and I knew from the age of 7 I wanted to be part of it. Playboy has given me so much confidence and self worth then anyones realizes and also many opportunities I never would have had otherwise. I have been on runways, covers of other magazines and have had a chance to live my biggest dream of all in acting and those are things I cant thank playboy enough for. It also brought countless friends into my life especially 3 very special girls that are now more my sisters then friends! Now I have quite a few people to thank for my being up here so bare with me" you say then turn to Hef...
"Hef...I truly love you and there are not enough thank yous in the world for you! You not only made a small-town girl from Pennsylvania see the world in a different and see people in a different light but you took a chance on me and are the reason I am able to chase my dreams. You saw me in a ring girl outfit in a movie and decided I was worth something and for that I could never repay you for! You have given confidence self worth and independence! Thank you from the bottom of my heart!"
"Holly...you are another person that changed my world! You are the reason Hef even looked my way! But you have also became my bestfriend along the way. You have kept my secrets like me getting married in Vegas and have been there for a shoulder to lean on when my journey got tough! I dont think I could have chosen a better bestfriend and I love you! And i havent forgotten about my 2 other girls...Bridget and Kendra, you girls have been there from the start and have both encouraged me to keep going and have both brought so much love and light into my life and without the 2 of my life would not be the same! These 3 girls were at every photoshoot interview and press event. And have kept me sane...after always being the only girl in a group of guys being well... jackasses its so nice to have 3 girls in my life who arent trying to kill each other or me"
"Another person who I wouldnt be up here without and someone I have also looked as one of the greatest people in the world is Ryan Dunn!" When you say Dunns name he looks at you surprised that you are even mentioning him "Dunn you came into not only my life but the whole Margera family like a hurricane mixed with a tornado and with you came alot of love. You have always been one of my favorite people in this world and have always been there for me, fixed a my broken hearts, dried my tears, protected me, whooped some ass for me and the reason I'm such a good kisser...sorry Bam thought you might wanna know after these years me your best friend was my first kiss and that we use to be makeout buddies when we teenagers and he was my first at something else too and you cant do anything about it because you promised to behave and there is security" you smirk practically seeing the smoke coming from his ears and all color from Dunn fade while everyone laughed "Anyways Dunn was the first person I ever told about my dream of being in playboy...he saw me looking at the magazine one day and asked if I was into girls but when I explained that my dream was to be in the magazine and why he looked me up and down and said in the most serious voice 'id paid to see you naked you have a nice rack and ill totally frame your centerfold' So Dunn thank you for always being there for me and for your prevy compliment and also having my issues framed like you promised"
"2 other people that I wouldnt be up here without, literally they made me! My amazing parents! They have supported me and encouraged me in everything I have ever wanted to do in life! When I first told them about the opportunity to pose for playboy they were both thrilled and even tho my dad made my mom put stickers on my exposed pictures ive never seen 2 more proud parents looking at my first issue. These 2 are definitely built different then other parents i mean they have to be! They have son who stars in Jackass and destroys the house on his own show, a daughter who gets naked for a living and a son in law who created the Jackass world, so its really hard to surprise them! Even my news of running off and getting married in Vegas to someone they didnt even know i was dating didnt surprise them much. They have put up with alot over the years and they are the greatest parents anyone could ever have and I love them more then anything"
You look at your brother and your husband and take a deep breath "now this is where I might cry because my last 2 thank yous are for the two more important men in my life and the two I love the most!"
You look at Bam who looks so proud "Bam! You have always been the biggest pain in my ass and at times I have just wanted to punch you...which I have a few times but you have also been the best friend I have ever had. I have never looked at you as just a big brother but as a friend, my protector, partner in crime and my biggest cheerleader! Even tho you werent thrilled at me posing nude mainly bc you have a bunch of prevy friends I think you were probably the happiest for me and lets face it without your willingness of being stupid and almost dying on a daily basis I wouldnt have the life the i have my career or even my wonderful husband" you say feeling your eyes get misty "being 13 months apart could have gone differently like it does for many siblings that are that close in age but from the day I was born you have always loved and protected me. You have always been by my side cheering me on and even picking up the broken pieces that have been behind over the years. You have always been the first person I run to and you will never just be my big brother...Bam y-you are truly the best friend I have ever had and I wouldnt trade you or change you for the world! I love you BamBam" you say wiping a tear seeing Bam doing the same
Then you turn to your husband who is still wearing that beautiful smile of his...
"Johnny my amazing husband" you says you voice cracking already "as much as it took everyone else i mentioned for me to be up here I think you are the main person I need to thank and its not just because you are my husband but without you taking a chance on Bam neither him or me would have what we do now, without you making me the ring girl in your stupid bit...that for the record i said was a bad idea and he admitted later that day I was right when he was getting his head put back together" you said making everyone laugh "Hef never would have known who I was! Hef was also right about you being a supportive husband and I cant thank you enough for that! I heard so many stories from other playmates about their partners being jealous, not trusting them and hating them posing for playboy and some even leaving them for it but I could never relate to them or join in on those conversations and im so thankful I have a husband who is proud of me, trusted me supported me and stood by me...yes even when you were a little pervy about it! Really he told me when I asked how he felt about the world seeing me naked and he said 'others might get to see you naked on paper but im the only one who gets to see and touch the real thing' and its true this ring and my new tattoo says so! Even before I became your girlfriend and now wife you have always been there for me and supported me in ways I could have never dreamed possible, but its not just the support you have shown me but the l-love" you say voice cracking having to take a second and wipe your tears "Baby you are my friend, the love of my life m-my soul mate and truly my other half! I have loved you since September 21st 2000 when I came down stairs yelling at my idiot brother and saw you sitting in my livingroom. You see being in playboy and acting was not my only dream growing up, I also had dreams of finding my prince charming only instead of a prince from the movies mine takes on bulls and gets kicked below the belt for fun but anyways I dreamed of someone who would love me for who I am as a person and see the real me, someone who loved me the way my dad loves my mom and I use to think no man could ever love a woman better then the way Phil Margera loves his wife, he set a high standard but you have proved me wrong time and time again! Sometimes i think you may even love me more then he loves her...sorry mom! You are the best husband and lets face facts the sexiest husband a girl could ask for! Without your love, encouragement, trust and support and you being just as dumb as my brother I would not be up here today or have even have a chance to chase my dreams and I am the luckiest girl that I get to do with you by my side for the rest of my life! I love you more then you will ever know or more then I will ever be able to show. Thank you baby"
Johnny has tears in his eyes(along with everyone else) he grabs your face and gives you the biggest kiss "i love you so much babycakes, now time for my speach" he smirks taking you by surprise "what?! What speach?" You ask looking at your husband and Hef who just smiles and guides you over to him
"Good afternoon everyone Im Johnny Knoxville as many of you know! As a surprise to my wife Mr.Hefner asked me to say a few words and as you can see from the surprised and terrified look on my wife's face she had no idea and given my track record i dont think she trust me all that much but babycakes I promise ill be good!" He says laughing
"First I wanna say how incredibly proud I am of you babycakes! Noone deserves this more then you" he says looking at you with a smile then looks back to the crowd "I knew from the second she came downstairs in her pajamas yelling at Bam I loved her and I would marry her! I would have asked her out that day but Bam had this stupid rule my sister is off limits no body touches my sister or ill kill all of you" he says imitating your brother "well obviously my listening skills dont work and apparently Dunns dont either seeing how you are just now found out what they did behind your back but I knew hahaha! I did earn a busted lip when the truth about our relationship and marriage came but it was worth it! Y/n is truly the love of my life and my best friend, the one person I would light the world on fire and watch it burn for!She is also the strongest woman I have ever known and has never let any critic or anyone else get to her about her decision for posing for playboy! She loves fierce and will defend me,Bam or any of the guys from Jackass, as well any of the people she loves and I have a funny story to prove it that happened just about a month or so ago after our final table read in New Orleans for Dukes of Hazzard and if you dont believe me ask Sean hes right over there he was there and i think he fell in love with my wife..."
*New Orleans June 2004*
You and Johnny had just finished the final table read for Dukes of Hazzard and decided to have dinner at a little café in the French Quarter and decided to ask Sean Williams Scott who will be playing Bo Duke in the movie to go with you. As you're eating you all noticed a couple and their teenage son all starring, nothing new in your line of work so you all ignore them and continue to eat your meal and talk, that was until the woman stomps over....
"The 3 of you should all be ashamed of yourselves! The line of work all 3 of you are in is completely disgusting! You and your jackass movies, and you with those apple pie movies or whatever they are called and that other one you did with the guy from that 70s show" then she points to you raising her voice a bit more making Johnny jaw tense "and you most of all posing nude for that nasty magazine and its a shame your husband allows that..." The woman continues to rip the 3(mainly you) of you apart while you eat making Johnny and even Sean mad to the point they both open their months to say something but stop when they feel kicks to their shins "my son just turned 18 and he had to spend his birthday in a cast because he tried one of your stunts and because of you miss July I found...well I'm not gonna say what i found in my sons room but it involves your playboy issue, and its not just my son but I found your issue of playboy in hidden in my husbands office with the same disgusting things-" this is where you smile and cut her off and stand up where you are nose to nose with her...
"Well ma'am first its called American Pie and Dude wheres my car if you're gonna insult my friends movies at least the titles right! Seems like if you dont want your son to watch them keep a better eye on him! Maybe if you were keeping a better eye on him he wouldnt have broke his arm! There is a disclaimer at the beginning of each Jackass, Viva la Bam, and Wild boyz episode it was your job as a mother to teach him to read and listen. The 3 of us are in the line of entertainment not parenting that is your job. If your son watches Jackass or American pie seems to me thats a you problem not an us problem. As far as the problem in your marriage maybe your husband wouldnt need to ummm relieve himself to my pictures if you werent such a cunt because I wouldnt fuck you either so before you blame me for look in the mirror! I didnt make him buy the magazine! I also did not make your son buy the magazine! As far me and playboy Im proud of my body and work hard to maintain it and my husband has no problem if I decide to show it off and I make a hell of alot of money doing it. So how about I use some of my playboy money to pay for your familys meal" then you walk over to her table leaving a laughing Johnny and Sean behind while the woman yells something you barley heard "can I sign your cast sweetie" the boy stares at you and nods his head as you start to sign your name "now promise me you wont be stupid like my husband and brother anymore ok there is disclaimer for a reason be better then all those idiots ok and leave me your name and address and ill have Johnny, Bam and the others sign a copy of not just the first Jackass movie along with some merch. Do you skateboard or watch Viva la Bam or Wild Boyz" you ask while he starts writing down his address making him nod his head yes "ok well I'll have Bam sign a skateboard and some Viva la Bam stuff for you and have the three stooges sign some wild boyz stuff, Steve-O is kinda in love with me so he'll do! And since you seem to be a fan of Sean's ill also have Stifler himself send sign copies of all 3 American pies and Dude wheres my car maybe make a phone call to Ashton see if he can sign it too and to piss your mom even more because no offense to you or your dad shes a bitch ill send you both a sign copy of not only my first issue but my special playmate of the year issue" you say then you pull out a 3 hundred bucks and hand it to the boy and his dad "this should cover your whole meal sir and the tip for the server and this is for you to get yourself a lock for your room! Yall have a great day" you say walking away back to your table where the woman is still standing "ok now your meal is paid for your son is getting a lock for his room so now can I please enjoy my jambalaya with my husband and our friend in peace?" Then turn to look at Johnny and Sean "Oh and the 2 of you have a few things to sign along with Bam so i gotta make that phone call"
"That lady stood there for another minute in complete shock while y/n kept eating amd talking. Me and Sean did also sign his cast on the way out It was honestly the greatest thing me and Sean have ever seen! And yes as promised that 18 old kid got a huge box sent to him with everything she promised but the address he gave us was his dads office! And Sean even tho she didnt need it as you saw thank you for beimg willing to step in and defend my wife! The best decision I ever made was asking y/n to be my wife. When she said I do that night on the Las Vegas strip is when my life truly began! Not only is she the most beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on but she is beautiful on the inside as well and has pushed me to be a better man if for nothing else for her! I really dont know how I got her to marry me but Im so happy and so lucky she did! She says i took a chance on her but really she was the one who who took a chance on me and her doing that has changed my life in every way possible! She is an amazing wife, sister daughter and friend and whatever dreams she decides to chase next I am gonna be right there chasing them with her and being her biggest cheerleader! No words, actions or gifts will ever express the love I have for her but I hope she knows she holds my heart and soul in her hands! I love you babycakes and cant wait to see what comes next from you!"
You couldnt help the tears that came to your eyes and if if was possible you think you actually fell in love with Johnny all over again.
After having one of the best days of your life you came home and had to deal with your brothers lash out about finding out about you and his best friend years before because of course you thought it was a good idea to have everyone stay at your house....
"Bam let it goooooo I was 17 its not its not that big of a deal now" then you say then looked at Dunn who had an eye pack on his eye "and you didnt have to punch him"
"Hes lucky thats all the fuck I did! How could the 3 of you not fucking tell me" he asked looking at the 3 of you
"Honesty Bam it was none of your business! You dont tell me everyone you sleep with! It was so long ago it happened we moved on! Im happily married to Knoxville now and Dunn well hes Dunn"
"So it was just the one fucking time when you were 17?"
You and Dunn look at each and smirk telling Bam all he needed to know
"How many?! Were you like dating"
"Oh my God you're not gonna let this go are you?" You say swapping out Dunns eye pack
"Y/n you know hes not just tell him about the love we shared" Dunn says dramatically but a also a little truth behind his voice making Johnny laugh and your brother to get even more mad
"Shut up Dunn! No Bam we never dated, we were never in love, there was never any feelings involved! We just hooked up a few times over the years mostly when we were a bit drunk ok again not a big deal so drop it"
"How the fuck are you ok with this Knoxville? She's your wife!?"
"It was years ago Bam and she told me before we even got together. I cant get mad at something...or I guess in this case someone she did years before she became my wife. Its not like she's sleeping him thats when id have a problem"
"And if you think about it Bam, one your friend was my first and your other friend is gonna be my last so im consistent in that department" You says making Johnny and Dunn bust out laughing and fall to the floor
"Thats not funny! No more sleeping with my friends y/n!"
"Oh damn does that mean we gotta call that threesome with Steve-O off babe?" You ask making the 2 men on the floor laugh harder "he was a good kisser I was looking forward to see what other tricks that tongue could do"
"Id kill all 3 of you" Bam says while you walk out of the kitchen
After dealing with all that you finally were able to shower and slip into bed with your amazing husband!
"I loved your speech it was really beautiful" you said laying on his chest making him smile
"I meant every word babycakes! If all the fame and money away tomorrow I'd ok as long as I have you"
"The only thing I need or want from you is your love...and maybe your month and dick those are nice too" you smirk looking up at him seeing him already smiling back at you
"Thats why you really married me huh"
"You caught me Knoxville your tongue is magical and it got me hooked"
"Well you're very tasty babycakes he likes you"
"You're a dork" you say slapping his chest
"But Im your dork babycakes"
"And i wouldn't change you or your dorkyness for anything!" You say kissing him
"Soooooo" he says after a few minutes "were you serious about that threesome with Steve-O" he ask
"Why"
"Just asking babycakes"
