#jacksss

[frothingatthemaw]

the way he talks here is so specifically satisfying

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE in JACKASS 4.5 (2022)

[narrativeofsoul]

So I accidentally answered this already without it being able to be typed out, so hoping this reaches you anon 🙏

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Bam Margera x fem!reader fluff

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Beautiful baby girl

Bam always had a very secret soft spot for children. He never showed it, but one night he cracked. Finally asking if you would want to have a kid together.

Of course, you were beyond ecstatic and were immediately accepting of the idea. That night was a sweet night like no other. Just a few weeks passing.

Multiple tests spread the news that you were pregnant. Bam was already ready to make a nursery and came up with names. You just giggled and went along. Months into your pregnancy you found you were going to have a beautiful baby girl.

Bam was so unbelievably excited. Nearly wagging his tail like an excited golden retriever. He would make you warm tea each night, and rub your belly. Hoping to feel a bump sooner or later.

Bam would worry about leaving you home alone to film, but to your surprise. Him and the guys set up a surprise baby shower. Pretty pink and purple balloons sprawled in your backyard.

You all had a wonderful time, receiving some key things for your soon child. Before you knew it, the baby was kicking. A round bump finally filling your stomach. Bam would lay his ear against you, cooing as it kicked. He would read stories to her and you would watch with a smile.

Once you were due, a cold winter's morning rolled around. He drove you to the emergency room, where you gave birth to your baby girl. Bam laid eyes on his daughter and tears jerked at his eyes.

The drive home from the hospital was pleasant. As you rest up, Bam did his very best to take care of her. Occasionally passing out with the baby right beside him. As she grew old, he swore she wanted to dress like her "cool skateboarding dad".

Dressing her in little vans and t-shirts with graphic designs. She was constantly being held by the guys. All of them took turns playing with the baby. Once she was old enough, he would take her to the skate park. Meeting his buddies and thrilling her with his silly tricks.

Years and years went by. Each day is as good as the next. Her nursery was soon turning into her bedroom. Her dad's influence had rubbed off on her. By the time she was 5, she admired what she called her uncle. Tony Hawk.

Her own mini skateboards sprawled onto her walls. She rocked out with Bam sometimes, banging her tiny head with him. You had never seen Bam so happy before. Yourself, you couldn't ask for better. As time progressed. She only became more like her dad, yet had the biggest soft spot for her mama.

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[endless-shrimp-tour]

Guys what should I make into a patch for my bag

[kikiknoxville]

Bam and Nikki's 5 year anniversary!!!! 💘

[swearthatidonthaveagun]

Bam and Ryan.